deepfriedtwinkie reblogged
#ughhhhhhhhhh that smirk was carved from brimstone in the pits of hell by fallen angels - I didn't say anything#oops there go my pants#where are they? I just don't know#I'm never gonna find them again#faeriviera#if THAT doesn't strike...somethin into your heart...or somethin about loins or quivering or....what were we talking about?#we've also seen this from Jake before#I can't even remember which version of Jake but I distinctly remember describing a smirk like this#OH OH OH OH it was the AU where Lisa and Sean die and he makes a deal with death to get them back#the badass and mirthless-but-devastating Patrick Bateman ''I know something you don't know and I'm about to enjoy watching you lose'' look#oh God that's EXACTLY it#so just burn that into your brain as canon and also the brains of all your characters involved#Mike Warren#Graceland#1x10#King's Castle#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#Save Graceland#bring my show back#yes sir whatever you want sir