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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

@deepfriedtwinkie / deepfriedtwinkie.tumblr.com

A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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Property of insomnia & Aaron Tveit. In omnia paratus.
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leepacey

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#THAT'S IT FOR ME#can we just appreciate?#1) the man writes PUPPIES#PUPPIES#not surprising since he IS ONE#but not just puppies - oh no#he writes puppies with THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS#I really need to see video footage of him reacting to a smol puppy sometime#but back to the list#2) she writes HIS NAME#sounds about right#who wouldn't? and with a smiley face to boot#3) she doesn't even bother to read his board; she just watches for his reaction#as would we all#there's nothing I don't love about this#everyone go home#Aaron Tveit#Mary Elizabeth Winstead#BrainDead#BTS#BUT LOOK AT THIS HAPPY PUPPY MAN#HOW ARE YOU REAL#WHAT EVEN ARE YOU
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geekruminations

“Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”

“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”

“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.” 

“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

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thelibrarina

“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”

#FCUK#WE HAVE A WINNER#EVERYONE GO HOME#THAT'S IT FOR ME#gOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE#FAERIVIERA#WELL DONE#Star Wars#TPB#The Princess Bride#YES GOOD#EXCELLENT
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MisCast 2016 - Aaron Tveit and Gavin Creel - Take Me Or Leave Me
Aaron Tveit and Gavin Creel performing "Take Me Or Leave Me" from Rent. No words.
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#THE WAY HE TORE INTO THE WORD ''BED'' MEANS I AM NEVER GETTING OUT OF MINE#THAT'S IT FOR ME#GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE#Aaron Tveit#Take Me Or Leave Me#RENT#Miscast#YOU LITTLE SHIT#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking
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tveat-tveit
I said the F word in kindergarten

Aaron Tveit, when asked about his first trip to the principal’s office (via moritznaps)

#I'M GONNA BREAK MY OWN LEGS WITH A STICK#well it IS the most phonetically perfect word I mean am I right#FAERIVIERA#THIS SNOWFLAKE#THIS SMOL PUPPY#GOT SENT TO THE OFFICE#FOR SAYING FUCK#AT AGE 5#THAT'S IT FOR ME#I'M OUT#maybe those were his danger years#he's so polite now - maybe back then was when he got his rebellion out#popping wheelies on his bigwheel and flipping off the other kids at juice time#maybe that's why he's so sweet now - he's reformed#oh God - was it ''fuck you'' or just yelling ''fuck'' as loud as he could for the hell of it?#brb shitting myself#what a time to be alive#Aaron Tveit#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#excellent#Jesus he was more hardcore than me; I didn't even say ''damn'' until 5th grade#calm down rebel#GOD you're so cute#edit: OH I JUST SAW IT#THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM#I must've gotten a delayed broadcast#so this friend TOLD you the F word. you REPEATED the F word. and then your rat-ass friend went ''AARON SAID THE F WORD''#that is beautiful
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rhythmstarfruitcitrus

Teach me how to Dougie

Credit: Keke Palmer (keekthasneak)/Snapchat

#FCUK#I'M SLAIN#IT'S OVER#fucking hit me with a TRAIN I am DONE#DONE!#and you know what's almost the best part? THE SHEER ''I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM WITNESSING'' IN KEKE'S VOICE#you can HEAR that she is like ''fucking Jesus what the hell is this white chipmunk doing and why is he kinda gettin it''#goodbye friends I am gone#that's it for me#BURY me SOMEWHERE PRETTY#FAAAAAAAAACK#I'm too LAZY to tag all the THINGS I am THINKING#Aaron Tveit#Grease#Keke Palmer#BTS#WHAT EVEN ARE YOU
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chris-mccarrius

aaron massacring me and hundreds of other girls

#we've never heard him say ''fucking'' quite like that before#it's almost always censored out when it happens#but this#this is a gift#I#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#I can't handle this at all#I've been reconstituted as melted butter#I can't#Aaron why#never getting over it#We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together#Elsie Fest#Aaron Tveit#I'm dead#that's it for me#AND HE KEPT?? THE?? PRONOUNS??#S L A U G H T E R M E
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September 27, 2015 Laura Osnes and Aaron Tveit performed “Falling Slowly” and “As Long As You’re Mine” together at Elsie Fest in NYC.
#KILL ME REPEATEDLY#IT'S ALL OVER#that's it for me#goodbye friends I am gone#Aaron Tveit#Laura Osnes#faeriviera#never getting over it#Jake's dying#and not in the literal way this time#(too soon?)#Elsie Fest#Falling Slowly#As Long As You're Mine#Wicked#LOOK AT THE HUGS#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS WHEN THE AUDIENCE YELLS ''WICKED''#THIS DAY WAS A GIFT
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