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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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librarychair

Universal basic income would cause a massive economic boom as people who could previously barely get by decide to buy things like cars and houses and dishwashers and new clothes and employ the services of repair techs at need instead of putting it off indefinitely.

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chavisory

When I started getting $525 a week in extra unemployment at the start of the pandemic, I spent so much money just replacing everything in my apartment that was either irreparably broken or had been driving me crazy for years.

srsly, most poorer  or even middle income ppl spend all they get. 

Give more money to bezos & co and they’ll just tuck it away in a tax haven or do stock buybacks. 

yet unemployment money and welfare are controversial (let alone UBI) while corporare bailouts aren’t, all because of irrational stereotypes. 

I work at a hardware store that was considered "Essential". Those first couple of stimulus check where a very hectic time for us because so many people where all coming in at the same time to get supplies for the projects they had never been able to do before but suddenly had the money to finally take care of.

April 18th 2020 will forever be burned into my brain because that was the day we had so many people come in for those projects that the parking overflowed the lot into the main road almost to the nearest interstate, and the line stayed all the way to the back of the store for all 8 and a half (the appliances manager hopped on the pro-service desk register but that can only take card not cash) from noon till an hour and a half before closing

And it wasn't just our local store, hardware stores everywhere were apparently so inundated by the wave of people doing saved up projects by the grace of Covid Money that it caused a chain wide national glitch in our system that messed with the card readers, forcing us to hand type every credit and bank card for 5 hours

While that day was mildly traumatizing for me I can say that I've born witness to what happens when people are finally given the means to help themselves. They buy the things you want them to buy and they do the work to better their situation.

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So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next

fuck yeah I mean can you IMAGINE the dresses?! just anarkali style alone

i mean

any of these

could easily fit the profile

Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella

Yes.

YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.

UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA

Gorgeous

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payroo

I made some edits and rendered in painting my previous Jedi!Finn design! This time I tried to make it a bit more traditionally Jedi, as well as adding some gauzy wraps around the boots as a nod to Rey in addition to the prior Dameron jacket sleeve :> As for the cheesy pose, let’s say that this is a promotional poster put out by whatever future New Jedi/Balanced-Force-Users-Who-Have-Healthier-Ideas-About-Emotions Order, lmao.

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payroo

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s a sketch of a Jedi!Finn costume based on this outfit of John’s, which literally made me gasp aloud because all that drapey swishy fabric just screams Jedi!

I’m in a film costume history class right now, so I got really excited thinking about all the materials and whatnot. The leather sleeve is of course from the mangled Dameron jacket, and maybe the belts are salvaged from that material too. The drapey grey over-piece would be more of a soft, woven, matte fabric. The inside would be kind of satiny and dark, but would seem understated and subtle until it catches light in a really pretty blue violet. Also, I gave him some form of shoes that aren’t boots since I imagine the poor guy is tired of wearing them by this point, lmao.

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Lin-Manuel Miranda as Christian | Moulin Rouge!

Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End.
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You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

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bonescaro

“oh thank god” says the writer

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

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giddy-goblin

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

Chaotic big dick energy

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