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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

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random-nexus

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

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mazarin221b

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).

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shrineart

The spinoff: I Swear I Have a Good Reason I’m Looking Up Alcoholism and Rectal Foreign Body Removal. No, It’s Not Personal.

Oh my god

The life of a writer.

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