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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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sexydowney

This is so powerful… god i love him so much (source: @goal.cast)

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izhunny

i needed this today

People forget that he’s been through so much, and that we just about lost him at certain points. But he overcame it. He’s an inspiration.

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ziggyplayedd

hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information

it’s okay if you’re just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.

humans aren’t made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you can’t process it! and you’re not doing anything wrong & there’s no need to feel guilty

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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

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Les Misérables - Craft Featurette

Has anyone else noticed how Grantaire appears to be rising like an ancient and vengeful creature at seeing someone touch enjolras

Has anyone else noticed Enjolras’s complete confusion and annoyance at feeling someone touch him

Has anyone else noticed Combeferre’s look up “shit’s gonna go down oh man Marius you better check yourself”

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the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

#it's back#also me#did you mean: my life#I mean there are also plenty of times I WISH I could be asleep but can't and it's maddening and I know I should#but whether I'm up voluntarily or not I will just still always love the night hours#in my ideal world I would sleep from 4AM to 11AM every day and never lose my favorite part of the day#that's seven hours a night which is P L E N T Y of sleep for me and then I'd still be up at an hour that ends in AM#but I'd never have to feel like a quitter who forfeits my time that I value so fucking much to do something as boring as be unconscious#because if there's a choice between losing time to do the things I want and losing sleep? how could there ever be a contest??#that's where I've fucked up in the past but I don't care. I can sleep when I'm dead but the things I enjoy are ALL I enjoy and I need them#when there's a choice between ''fulfilled but tired'' and ''using all my time to serve others but well-rested'' I will ALWAYS choose the 1st#and I know choosing fun over sleep isn't healthy - but is a funless life healthy either? no#I'm lucky-slash-warped enough that I have the ''luxury'' of choosing because I can function GREAT on low sleep#so yeah; I have a love-hate relationship with late night hours but I love them more than I hate them#probably always will even when I'm forced to give them up forever and live by what is a completely unnatural clock to me#feeling disgusted every night that I'm forced to turn in like a middle-schooler and lie there awake for god knows how long#knowing I could be basking in the freedom and solitude I love but nooooo I have to miss out for reasons I don't care about#always reblog#never not reblog#this#accurate
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voordeel-ts

kingsman || ain’t going back

If you call yourself a Kingsman fan, please do yourself a favour and watch this.

Utter perfection.

If you aren’t a fan of Kingsman, but you love perfect video editing, you need to see this. I can’t believe how amazing this is. I’m gonna watch it again.

This. Is. Porn. Admittedly, anything I watch looks like porn to me, but this. Is. P O R N.

I would sell my firstborn child to have this play on a constant loop behind my eyelids

I don’t ever even wanna have a kid

but I would have one

to sell it

for this

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