deepfriedtwinkie reblogged
braindead: our cishet white couple is Original and Fresh and something you haven’t seen before
me: lmao okay whatever
cishet white couple: she gets infected with brain-eating alien bugs so she has him fuck her so hard the bugs fall out while she apathetically eats chocolate and salami and her friends sit in the other room listening; this whole scene set to “i think i love you” by the partridge family
me: you have my attention
#fuckin' YUP#brb shitting myself#I mean??#OKAY??#t h a n ks G a r e t h#but usually when you fuck the [blank] out of her [blank]? it's not usually [ants] and [ears]#that's a somewhat unusual game of Mad Libs ya got there#but like......Gareth Ritter: success record 100%? he found it weird but goddammit that doesn't stop champions#in case you're wondering I plan to recover sometime around Memorial Day 2022#BrainDead#Gareth Ritter#Laurel Healy#1x06