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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

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theultradork

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

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“This was the pocket square that I switched into my tux for that performance. And some people said, oh my God, he’s got a little touch of red, that’s really cool…I was so appreciative of that because that’s exactly what I thought and why I put it in there.”

You know, the thing where Aaron Tveit busts out the pocket square he wore on the Oscars nearly FOUR YEARS AGO and waves it around like a flag during Do You Hear the People Sing. That thing.

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Les Misérables - Craft Featurette

Has anyone else noticed how Grantaire appears to be rising like an ancient and vengeful creature at seeing someone touch enjolras

Has anyone else noticed Enjolras’s complete confusion and annoyance at feeling someone touch him

Has anyone else noticed Combeferre’s look up “shit’s gonna go down oh man Marius you better check yourself”

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drovie

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

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afkland

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

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lotrlocked

Reblog for your therapy sessions to go well and in times of need remember, somewhere, a therapy dog is bringing his human mystery potatoes

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the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

#it's back#also me#did you mean: my life#I mean there are also plenty of times I WISH I could be asleep but can't and it's maddening and I know I should#but whether I'm up voluntarily or not I will just still always love the night hours#in my ideal world I would sleep from 4AM to 11AM every day and never lose my favorite part of the day#that's seven hours a night which is P L E N T Y of sleep for me and then I'd still be up at an hour that ends in AM#but I'd never have to feel like a quitter who forfeits my time that I value so fucking much to do something as boring as be unconscious#because if there's a choice between losing time to do the things I want and losing sleep? how could there ever be a contest??#that's where I've fucked up in the past but I don't care. I can sleep when I'm dead but the things I enjoy are ALL I enjoy and I need them#when there's a choice between ''fulfilled but tired'' and ''using all my time to serve others but well-rested'' I will ALWAYS choose the 1st#and I know choosing fun over sleep isn't healthy - but is a funless life healthy either? no#I'm lucky-slash-warped enough that I have the ''luxury'' of choosing because I can function GREAT on low sleep#so yeah; I have a love-hate relationship with late night hours but I love them more than I hate them#probably always will even when I'm forced to give them up forever and live by what is a completely unnatural clock to me#feeling disgusted every night that I'm forced to turn in like a middle-schooler and lie there awake for god knows how long#knowing I could be basking in the freedom and solitude I love but nooooo I have to miss out for reasons I don't care about#always reblog#never not reblog#this#accurate
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