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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

@deepfriedtwinkie / deepfriedtwinkie.tumblr.com

A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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Property of insomnia & Aaron Tveit. In omnia paratus.
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I made some edits and rendered in painting my previous Jedi!Finn design! This time I tried to make it a bit more traditionally Jedi, as well as adding some gauzy wraps around the boots as a nod to Rey in addition to the prior Dameron jacket sleeve :> As for the cheesy pose, let’s say that this is a promotional poster put out by whatever future New Jedi/Balanced-Force-Users-Who-Have-Healthier-Ideas-About-Emotions Order, lmao.

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Aaron Tveit - Webster Hall Setlist

Aaron Tveit - Webster Hall Setlist

NYC, NY

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

1. Where the Streets Have No Name- U2

2. Something Just Like This - Coldplay and the Chainsmokers

3. Somebody Else- The 1975

4. Use Somebody - Kings of Leon/Youngblood- 5 Seconds of Summer

5. Tell Me You Love Me- Demi Lovato

6. Girl Crush- Little Big Town

7. As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys/Bieber (This I Promise You Snippet - JT Impression)

8. How Do I Get You Alone - Heart

9. Find Your Love/Hold On, We’re Going Home/Hotline Bling/ Love on the Brain Mashup - Drake/ Rihanna

10. Slide - James Bay (Ft: Steven Booth and Lianah)

11. With or Without You Mashup-U2/David Guetta & Usher

12. Your Song - Moulin Rouge

13. ENCORE: Empty Space - James Arthur

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When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

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Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

Chaotic big dick energy

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a kickstarter for Cards Against Humanity - John Mulaney extension pack

Black Cards:

  • Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ___.
  • I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I am ___.
  • I’ll keep ___ right here and then one day I’ll die.
  • Buy ___. Engraved, question mark?
  • There’s ___ loose in a hospital.
  • This is ___. Could be a nursery.
  • I gave you ___ and you gave me ___ and then we called it a day.
  • Because we’re ___ and life is a fucking nightmare.
  • My wife is ___ and I like her so much.
  • I’m very gay. I’d like ___.
  • The bread of God is ___. He will bring us ___.
  • Is it ___ or is it ___? That’s up to ye.
  • College is just ___ and they’re like, “Partial credit,” and that’s like the whole thing.
  • ___ might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

White Cards:

  • A sea of drunken toddlers
  • 7 What’s New Pussycats followed by 1 It’s Not Unusual
  • A hundred year-old blind dog who’s texting and driving while drinking a smoothie
  • A 28-year-old healthy man trying his best
  • One black coffee
  • Playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles
  • [sustained groaning] yknow, life?
  • STREET SMARTS!
  • The moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • One word at a time with verbal abuse
  • Snorting cocaine the night before college graduation
  • A hundred and twenty thousand (120,000) dollars
  • Being so horny and angry all the time and having no outlet for it
  • A tall child
  • A high-waisted man with feminine hips
  • Delta Airlines
  • Anyone who has seen my dick and met my parents
  • Going down on some rocking twink
  • An on fire garbage can
  • Doing white people stuff in Connecticut
  • One pre-Y2K asshole
  • Our nation’s No Snitchin’ policy
  • Such 19-year-old horseshit
  • Throwing pedophiles off their rhythms
  • Probably HPV. Probably.
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