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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next

fuck yeah I mean can you IMAGINE the dresses?! just anarkali style alone

i mean

any of these

could easily fit the profile

Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella

Yes.

YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.

UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA

Gorgeous

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I made some edits and rendered in painting my previous Jedi!Finn design! This time I tried to make it a bit more traditionally Jedi, as well as adding some gauzy wraps around the boots as a nod to Rey in addition to the prior Dameron jacket sleeve :> As for the cheesy pose, let’s say that this is a promotional poster put out by whatever future New Jedi/Balanced-Force-Users-Who-Have-Healthier-Ideas-About-Emotions Order, lmao.

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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s a sketch of a Jedi!Finn costume based on this outfit of John’s, which literally made me gasp aloud because all that drapey swishy fabric just screams Jedi!

I’m in a film costume history class right now, so I got really excited thinking about all the materials and whatnot. The leather sleeve is of course from the mangled Dameron jacket, and maybe the belts are salvaged from that material too. The drapey grey over-piece would be more of a soft, woven, matte fabric. The inside would be kind of satiny and dark, but would seem understated and subtle until it catches light in a really pretty blue violet. Also, I gave him some form of shoes that aren’t boots since I imagine the poor guy is tired of wearing them by this point, lmao.

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“I’m speaking to you from my heart. Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this, but fuck that. Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process, we don’t know what George Floyd could have achieved, we don’t know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today we’re going to make sure that won’t be an alien thought to our young ones. Every black person in here remembered when another person reminded you that you were black. So none of you out there, all those protesters on the other side, protesting against what we want to do, protesting against what we want to try and achieve, burn you, this is so vital. I need you to understand how painful this shit is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isn’t the case anymore, that was never the case anymore.” John Boyega at The Black Lives Matter protest in Hyde Park June 3rd 2020

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  • survived shrapnel to the chest + open-heart surgery in a dank cave
  • built a literal suit of armour in said cave while still recovering from said open-heart surgery while also being tortured by the ten rings 
  • escaped the ten rings in said suit of armour equipped with fucking flamethrowers
  • got knocked out of the sky by a tank missile, stood up, dusted himself off, and shot one back at it & walked off like a Boss™️ without even looking back as it explodes behind him
  • hacked black widow’s jet and played ‘shoot to thrill’ as his entrance theme song before thrillingly shooting loki bc he’s a queen who lives for the dramatiques
  • squared tf up with a literal asgardian god and sassed the fuck outta his wardrobe choices
  • got thrown out of a fucking window by loki from like the 100th storey floor of his tower and was just chillin in free fall, lookin completely unbothered, until his suit caught him
  • have u ever heard the tale of jonah? 
  • woke up from almost dying after flying a nuke through a wormhole into space and wanted shawarma (even though he had no idea what it was)
  • threatened the mandarin on live tv & was like ‘come at me bro’ bc he aint no little bitch
  • took out an entire base of aim henchmen with some random shit he bought from like a fucking local walmart 
  • jumped off of a structure 200 ft in the air without the guarantee one of his suits would even be there to catch him (he did this several times)
  • jumped off the mezzanine in avengers tower in a tailored 3-piece suit (not an iron man suit) onto an ultron bot and deactivated it mid-air with a fucking fondue stick
  • fought a supersoldier in a lovely tom ford three-piece two-button
  • blocked a bullet aimed at his face at point-blank range with his gauntlet watch
  • beat the crap out of two supersoldiers and only lost bc he turned his back on one of them
  • glued a cruise ship that was literally split in half back together in like not even 2 minutes??? #guinnessworldrecords2017
  • aliens roll up in nyc (again) and his response? ‘i’m sorry earth is closed today. get lost squidward’
  • bleeding edge suit up. need i say more?
  • pulled out the biggest, most menacing-looking weapon and threatened to blast drax’s face off if quill dared hurt his spider son
  • had a literal moon? thrown at him and it just pissed him off. ‘you throw another moon at me, and i’m gonna lose it’ B.D.E!!!
  • is not just the most famous in the world, but also apparently in the entire fucking galaxy 
  • fought thanos one-on-one in an epic battle sequence
  • cut the purple bitch & made him bleed
  • got impaled by thanos with his own shiv and then just slapped some nanotech bandaids on it. there, fixed
  • is gonna come back with a vengeance in endgame and kill that purple son of a grape

i told y’all he was gonna come back in endgame & kill the purple bitch man. i said it & then he did it. he did it wielding the six most powerful singularities in the entire universe. we stan the man with the biggest dick energy 🤟

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