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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn | VFX Breakdown

#wow Taron's stunt double is a pretty decently close match #but Jesus I guess now we know how gullible I am; I couldn't tell at ALL how much of that diner was apparently CGI #CGI's gotten impressive as shit tbh #that's obvious with shit like the Jurassic World movies but you don't think of it in ones like this #but anyway #Kingsman #Kingsman: The Golden Circle #BTS #Taron Egerton #Colin Firth #Pedro Pascal

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The thing that I hate about atheism as a movement is that it doesn’t just want to critique the hegemony of Western Christianity, it wants to kill spirituality. There is no joy, there is nothing about it that isn’t founded in a pessimism that sees itself as so self-important that it cannot exist outside of destruction. The face of atheism is a white male disgruntled ex-Christian who decided that if he can’t find joy in religion, then nobody else can. There’s a leftover missionary sensibility to “enlighten” people to atheism that exposes itself as racist, antisemitic, and islamophobic, that’s ultimately not unlike the dominance exerted through colonial Christianity

#this #thank you #like as soon as I hear Christian I think ''well there's a 50/50 chance you're a bigot or a preachy asshole or both''#but as soon as I hear atheist I think ''oh okay so you're DEFINITELY an asshole gotcha''#because how arrogant do you have to be to assume you know for absolute certain that there's nothing more to the universe #like you're so fucking special and such a genius that you ~know~#oh okay glad you're on the universal council you special marvel you; what an ambassador to us puny mortals you are #and the whole fucking thing is shitting on other people's beliefs that literally don't hurt you at all #I dunno how someone voluntarily aligns themselves with something that exists purely to be negative #and CONDESCENDING - my GOD the condescension #like everyone who dares to believe in something is a silly infant #when actually anyone brave enough to put faith in something they can't see has ten times the courage of anyone judging them #but anyway #also me

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Bisexual Visibility Day [September 23rd]

Callie Torres is the longest running bisexual character in the history of television and she is played by real life bisexual Latina superhero Sara Ramirez. Over the course of her eleven seasons on Grey’s Anatomy, she was married to a man and a woman, both of whom she loved deeply. She never shied away from calling herself bisexual, whether as confrontation or as comfort. There’s really no way to overstate her impact. But she’s more than just what she accomplished. Callie was a joy to watch on TV. Smart and savvy and silly and relentlessly loyal to the people she loved.

#PLEASE COME BACK CALLIOPE #I mean I'm not disliking the show now that she's gone but it definitely lost something without her and Cristina #I don't ever miss George or Izzie for a second but I miss Callie and Cristina all the time #and how much I miss Mark and Lexie usually depends on my mood #BUT ANYWAY #FUCK YEAH #Callie Torres #Grey's Anatomy #LGBTQA+

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#I like your face and all of the things that it does #faeriviera #hERE WE FUCKIN' GO AGAIN - gUESS WHAT #Actual Literal Jake #now my boy Charlie is salty and sarcastic as fuck in context but JAKE however is NOT #this smile is legit and it is aimed aaaaaaaaaaaaat.......oh does it even matter? I lost my train of thought looking at it #actually fuck that; it's Lisa #you don't stare like that in casual conversation unless you're looking at somebody you're in love with #doesn't even matter what they're talking about (probably a joke has developed in their conversation) but he just tripped down another step #of the endless starcase into the bottomless magical well that is being in love with her #so there's that for you #but anyway #Aaron Tveit #Better Off Single

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fabulousanima

when fandom adopts a headcanon and it spreads and gains traction and you just do not agree with it but it’s everywhere and you just

#also me #especially with glamazonjolras #femme enj is totally fine (not that anyone needs my permission anyway but I mean it makes sense canonically)#and sure he'd totally participate in gender-defying expressions to make The Man uncomfortable #(after coming out of his upbringing-induced slightly prudish shell of course)#but I do not understand how anyone can read that character and headcanon him to spend tons of time and effort on his appearance #he literally does not fucking care for aesthetics enough for that #if a look takes longer than a practical amount of time to achieve then he's not gonna be into it #he's not gonna be at a vanity while People are being Oppressed #but anyway #Enjolras #Les Mis #AU

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msmarvel

#same

#also me #except not really because I actually physically cry like maybe three times a year #I haven't decided yet whether that means I'm a droid or that one of the times I joked about selling my soul some entity actually heard me #but anyway #Riz Ahmed

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#I really fucking hate this country #''be grateful you're free tho'' they say #yeah well a lot of other countries are free too #this one ain't special #its ''freedom'' is viciously exclusionary and hypocritical #and was founded on genocide and theft by the way #America was never great #people confuse ''great'' with ''rich''#we've been rich but not great #I didn't ask to be born here and if I was ever in the financial position to choose another one I would leave #''but don't abandon America; stay and fight! stronger together!'' they say #yeah well that's for people who love this country in the first place and believe in it in the first place #I don't #literally the only things keeping me here are lack of money and the fact that my mother would never agree to migrate #but anyway #relevant #Twitter #Dingbat Frump

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Each year on my birthday I am forced to do things I don’t want to do so my family can make me pretend to be happy

Source: reddit.com

#also me #did you mean: my life #I mean my mom takes me to Red Lobster and I get a cake and we go shopping #which is all good stuff #but that's ALL I ever want to do #b/c I don't really like my birthday for many reasons #including the fact that I always remember the birthdays of all my friends and acquaintances and make sure I acknowledge them #but the only person who's consistently remembered mine for the past three years has been my (ex now) roommate #even my sister - she always remembers the day but she thought I was turning 21 when I was turning 20 #oh and one person I went to high school AND college with and used to have bi-weekly Jon Stewart lunches with #has a birthday exactly 20 days before mine and that was like a thing we found funny in the beginning - and he still couldn't do the math #like when you make a big deal about being a certain coincidental number of days apart and it's been YEARS and it STILL doesn't fckn stick...#like thanks; I can see that it's statistically impossible for anyone in the entire world to remember Dec 30; thanks for teaching me that #now I understand it's just too hard and not important enough #but anyway #every year my sister invites herself and her kids over even though I hate big family things #and they give me stuff I'm not really interested in and then hang around and talk about their own drama for a while #when like....it's the ONE DAY A YEAR that's supposed to be about me? I just wanna do my own thing? go home?#so yeah #personal

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Anonymous asked:

I only now saw your 3 months old post about mike before and after paige. I never realised their relationship was abusive (though definitely not healthy) but can you elaborate why Paige is Mike's abuser? I'm really interested!

leepacey answered:

here are some links to where i’ve talked about it before:

my “paige arkin is an abuser” tag

deepfriedtwinkie

1) important reading here

2) yeah so one of these trips to school was @ me from a while back, and I just wanna publicly apologize to my followers who may have read that misinformed/ignorant fuckery at the time. I have Learned since then, I promise, and will try not to be gross in the future

#tbh even back then I don't think I meant to imply that she shouldn't be held accountable at ALL #but whatever exactly I meant doesn't really matter anyway when the end result of the message was a trash pile #I wasn't the best at articulating my half-baked notions; what a colossal shock #and I hadn't yet learned the line between commenting on Aaron's aesthetic and sexualizing a portrayal of a serious affliction #THAT'S not cringeworthy at alllllllllll #I mean when the latter is happening why is the former even a thing #(well b/c hormones but There Is A Time And Place)#so yeah it was an all around Great Time and I was Super Enlightened #to the internet for saving our embarassing pasts: both Thank You and Fuck You #but anyway #Graceland #Mike Warren #Paige Arkin #not Pike; not Pike ever again

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chronic-ghost

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy.

#best prequel hands down #not that that was too difficult to hurdle but hey I'm in the minority that actually likes the prequels #they're no holy trilogy (or sequels tbh) but I grew up with them and they're visually stunning and hello Padme #also Ewan #but anyway #Star Wars #Episode III #Revenge of the Sith

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mae-martin

#wELP #I snorted so loud at this part #I'm really liking this show even if Kate's storyline isn't astounding me #I mean at least she's finding love and confidence while still fat #but with a fat guy which kinda perpetrates the ''fat people can only date other fat people'' trope so that kinda breaks even #and he seems sweet but also kinda seems to have expectations to qualify their relationship so I dunno whether I like him yet or not #too early to tell for sure whether his motives are selfish or selfless #BUT ANYWAY #I'm really loving everything else about the show so I can forgive Kate's story being pretty ''been there done that move on'' so far #This Is Us #relevant

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femmetay

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

#YES GOOD #somebody make it happen please #the Kardashians have literally never deserved their show and every time my mother even HESITATES on that scum show for a MOMENT #I put in headphones or just leave the room because I cannot STAND it or THEM at ALL #like if I ruled the goddamn world one of my first actions in the entertainment industry would be to cancel the shit out of them #then blacklist that Beiber brat and Woody Allen and get rid of all the ancient white guys rigging all the awards ceremonies #but anyway #Obamas #President Obama #Michelle Obama

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tomcriuse

2/100 favourite pictures of aaron tveit

#had another dream where I knew this guy last night #it was vague on the how but we had some kind of professional history and I kept trying to get his attention #and I was conventionally pretty too so that was nice #go figure that I feel like my odds were actually pretty good in this dream and then I wake up #but anyway #Aaron Tveit #Grease #BTS #badass #yes sir whatever you want sir #you're the one that i want #I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking

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Aaron Tveit and Kerry Butler singing “Seven Wonders” from Catch Me If You Can for Disaster Relief

It was amazing, even better than I imagined. I am still speechless at his voice!

#faeriviera #DISASTER RELIEF #THAT'S THE THING I WAS THINKING OF #when I said there'd be some natural disaster in Cincinatti that LMM would organize a benefit for?#(because Cincinatti conveniently rhymed?)#and Lisake's kids would help Jake accept Lin's invitation to perform with a little rap on YouTube?#that's what I was thinking of. it's Disaster Relief #BUT ANYWAY #Aaron Tveit #Kerry Butler #CMIYC #Seven Wonders #and GOD his voice #fine wine man #fiiiiiiiiiiiiine wine

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thefederalistfreestyle

Watch These Kids Slay A Song From "Hamilton"

At the Miscast Gala Monday night, Luca Padovan, Joshua Colley, and Douglas Baldeo, put their own twist on "The Schuyler Sisters." Work!

www.buzzfeed.com|Louis Peitzman

MCC Theater’s annual Miscast Gala features Broadway stars performing musical numbers associated with roles they would never get cast in. This year’s event, which honored MCC alum Marisa Tomei, was held Monday night at the Hammerstein Ballroom at the Manhattan Center. Grease: Live’s Aaron Tveit tackled the Rent duet “Take Me or Leave Me” with She Loves Me star Gavin Creel; The Color Purple’s Cynthia Erivo slayed “A Piece of Sky” from Yentl; and Kimmy Schmidt breakout Tituss Burgess lured his boss Tina Fey onstage for a performance of “You’re Nothing Without Me” from City of Angels. But one of the most memorable performances was the one that opened the show:School of Rock’s Luca Padovan, Les Misérables’ Joshua Colley, and Kinky Boots’ Douglas Baldeo took on Hamilton’s “The Schuyler Sisters,” with an assist from On Your Feet star Ana Villafañe as Aaron Burr.

Source: BuzzFeed

#I fucking love Miscast #I HAVE NEVER HOLLERED ''WORK!'' AT THREE LITTLE BOYS BEFORE #THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN INVOLVING CHILDREN THIS WEEK #and that's a high compliment coming from me because I don't usually find children cute #they have to be one of my characters or their offspring for me to find them cute; otherwise I'd prefer a dog any day #but anyway #The Schuyler Sisters #Hamilton #Miscast #AND HELLO #LUCA PADOVAN

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katemcdonoughart

Kids are awesome! In moderation.

I’m so excited to have finally finished this comic. I’ve been working on this idea for a while, and expanded it from a shorter comic. Here is the original, and a longer description of why I don’t want kids and why that’s totally okay. Thanks for reading! P.S. I will be selling this comic, along with others at the Ice Cream Comics Expo in Iowa City April 9th!

P.P.S. You can also find it in my Etsy shop!

winjennster

As a mom of three who always wanted to be a mom, I say if you don’t want kids, DO NOT LET ANYONE CHANGE YOUR MIND. To be a mom, you have to be dedicated to your children. They will absolutely change your life. It’s not an undertaking that should be taken lightly. Kids are not for everyone. It’s not a requirement to be a successful adult. And it’s no one’s business but your own.

Stand your ground. Don’t let people talk you out of your decision.

Source: katemcdonough

#THANK you #THIS #also me #except I don't even like WORKING with kids and I avoid being near them at all costs #the other day I was gonna get in line to self-scan my groceries and there were two kids in a shopping cart being loud #so I went to a register on the complete opposite end of the store #last month I was stuck on a bus with about 20 kids (not even kidding - what idiot chaperones use city transit for a field trip?)#(what if all the buses that passed had been too full? there goes the kids' field trip I guess)#(and how fucking inconsiderate to the regular passengers can you be?? but anyway)#I just about got off the bus and waited for the next one #luckily they got off first #BUT ANYWAY #comic #relevant