#but this. this is - i mean – @deepfriedtwinkie on Tumblr

if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

deepfriedtwinkie

MY GOD, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

OKAY

I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY

IT'S BASED ON A NOVEL, IT'S A CULTURE-CLASH MOVIE AND A FOODPORN MOVIE AND FEATURES TWO (2) ADORABLE ROMANCES, AND HELEN MIRREN IS LIKE A FRENCH MIRANDA PRIESTLEY

WHY AM I YELLING ABOUT IT NOW?

AND THEN SHE DOES IT BACK TO HIM. SHE. DOES IT BACK. TO HIM. AND THEN—

~~I'm not saying they fuck in the pantry after that, but only because I'm not sure it's a pantry~~

this movie has an advisory on it for "scenes of sensuality." they literally. changed the rating. because of a hand-kiss. LEGENDS ONLY

BTW IT'S LEAVING NETFLIX US ON JAN 31ST

#I'LL NEVER LET IT GO #if you like hand-kisses this is THE GRAIL #and it's not just me! a bitch had to cross her legs and that bitch is @faeriviera 😂#anyone who watches this scene is going to BREAK the ''rewind ten seconds'' function #also every frame is a painting and the whole Kadam family is unbelievably lovable #but THIS. THIS IS - I MEAN #I need a minute again #The Hundred Foot Journey