#but i did tweak him and perfect him and dress him up like a grungy ken doll so whatever; fuck it; he counts

I finally finished that endless, maddening project I gave myself for no reason

welcome to the mashup fancast that happened in my brain, bitches

they are:

AARON TVEIT (Hollywood Bowl, because let’s face it, I love three [3] Rogers but I love one [1] true asshole the most)
SKYLAR ASTIN (Hollywood Bowl, because Matching Bro Set/that's what happens when you can't decide between Anthony Rapp and Jordan Fisher)
CHRISTINA VIDAL (fanon, because she has been my ideal Mimi for like eight years and when the fuck else will this ever happen for me)
VANESSA HUDGENS (Rent Live—look, we all know Idina is a goddess. but V is a gift to live TV musicals and is also the only Maureen who made me enjoy Moo Hour, and that's a fucking accomplishment, okay, I said what I said)
KIERSEY CLEMONS (Rent Live, surprising even myself, because Tracie Thoms is 100% My Joanne™️, but everybody slept on Kiersey and I wanted my gays to match—and I couldn't find the right kind of coat, okay, I did my best, it's the Fucking Sims 3, bite me)
JESSE L. MARTIN (Broadway/movie, because if I picked anyone else, god would smite me and I would die)
WILSON JERMAINE HEREDIA (Broadway/movie, because what did I just say)

(P.S, if anyone looks lighter-skinned than they should be, I promise you they're accurate in the game, b/c I did so much photo comparison to make sure I got them right that I started to take a long hard look at my life and the NSA is probably watching me now—surprisingly, screencaps can get washed out when you take pics of your computer with your phone like a 94-year-old, imagine that)

please let me stop playing The Sims now