deepfriedtwinkie reblogged
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#I.... I need five minutes#I've seen this pic before. I reblogged a speedpaint of it once. I should be immune. oh antibodies. where are you. you had one job#this is the most sexual thing I've seen this year besides that slut Tveit doing Mein Herr on a chair that wasn't ready for him. I can't#are we still smacking people for humblebrags? can we start? ''I was casually photographed while planking the other day–'' get the hell out#and is his instagram handle honestly ''thetpayne?'' is that like a dad joke? does it confuse T-Pain fans? I don't know what to do with that#I'm gonna need a 12-step program and an exorcist. I can't remember ever actually wanting to bite a person but this is what's happened to me#good job getting over yourself; now I'm gonna need to know how the fuck you did that because SOME of us are screwed. thanks a lot asshole#shut up. I'm aware you're not speaking. but shut up. look at me in that fucking tone one more time.#(I'll stop)#(no I won't. When I say ''I'll stop'' I'm always lying)#Tom Payne#rat bastard#Instagram#ARMS#I'll be in my bunk
