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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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Roger: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die

Collins: My favorite is “Butt dial” vs “Booty call”

Joanne: It’s called connotation

Maureen: Also “Forgive me father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

Mark: Great news! Language is cancelled!

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rent characters as john mulaney quotes

Mark Cohen: I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and I felt safe.
Roger Davis: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
Tom Collins: I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars.
Angel Schunard: Lost in New York? The streets are numbered. How’d you get lost in New York?
Mimi Marquez: Cause I couldn’t be like, “No, that’s okay, I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime.”
Maureen Johnson: I guess someone said like something something police. And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in.
Joanne Jefferson: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Benny Coffin: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.
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