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also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones

like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house

mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.

that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.

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feministess

My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.

But

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What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.

They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.

yes this

It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.

Okay but seriously it fucking ticks me off when older people go “oh look at this young person with their nose in their phone again” or “back in my day we actually talked to each other” or just making a snide comment about me being on my phone in general.

What if I’m fucking reading the news? Reading about airstrikes in Syria or googling election results in my county? Looking up recipes so I can cook myself a nice wholesome meal when I get home? Browsing for a mother’s day gift?

Shit son I’m probably being more cultured/educated/thoughtful at the current moment with my “nose in my phone” than you are walking around judging people for things you don’t even have the first clue about. Sorry that the smartphone is my generation’s main connection to the rest of the world and the wealth of knowledge that exists.

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charliecox

people literally tried to start a campaign to boycott star wars when john boyega and oscar isaac were casted but sure, adam driver is the one who needs protection

Fun fact: you can care about the misogynistic standards Carrie Fisher faces, along with caring about the racism that John Boyega and Oscar Isaac are facing, AND care about people making fun of how Adam Driver looks

It’s almost like caring about one issue doesn’t automatically mean people don’t care about the other issue. Isn’t that just CRAZY

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To everyone telling Aaron Tveit he needs to cut his hair.

•He’s growing it out for grease, which he’s fucking excited for •He likes his long hair so shut the fuck up •It’s his hair he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it •Just shut the fuck up

CAN’T WE ALL JUST FOCUS ON EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT - LIKE HOW NICE AND KIND HE IS TOWARDS ALL OF US, HOW MUCH EFFORT HE MAKES TO MAKE US, HIS FANS, HAPPY, HOW SWEET HE IS ALL THE TIME?? It makes me so sad how some people just can’t move on his hair lenght, like srsly, is that the most relevant for you?? Bc then i’m sorry, but it’s simply just sad. So sad.

i’ve literally lost all patience with people that keep telling him to cut his hair… to the point where im literally replying to their tweets and telling them to shut the fuck up

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diamondtveit

I agree with everything in this post!

It’s hair. It’s his hair. Get the fuck over your personal preference, and stop the god-damn whining. 

Yes, everyone’s allowed their own opinion. Just like us, who are tired of you complaining about his gorgeous hair.

There are more important things to focus on.

Exactly!! But it’s more the fact their sending him tweets / ig comments saying stuff about it and it’s super frustrating

ITS JUST HAIR!

Yep, I’ve seen some of those comments. They’re disgusting. Aren’t people taught respect nowadays? Of course I don’t mind everyone, just those. It’s getting very frustrating.

IT’S JUST HAIR!

WHY IS THIS EVEN A PROBLEM 😂 just…why 😥 it’s so silly and pathetic. Like if these people didn’t keep sending all those negativ comments to Aaron i wouldn’t even be willing to react to this. BUT THEY DO, AND IT MAKES ME SAD, BECAUSE THIS WAY HE MIGHT THINK THE WHOLE FANDOM, or at least a big part of it, ARE THINKING THE SAME WAY - BUT LUCKILY WE DON’T, AND I WANT HIM TO SEE THE OTHER, THE BIGGER PART OF HIS FANS WHO APPRECIATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE DOES, AND WHO ONLY WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL.

YES YES YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES

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Paige + Disrespecting Mike ( Part ½ )

DISCLAIMER/RANT ABOUT THIS POST: I do not, under any circumstances, think Mike to be faultless. When it comes to ANYTHING that had to do with Sulla, Sid, and Carlito, he had his problems. Major ones. No one is excusing him, or considering Paige to be the only one at fault.

However, I am calling Paige out to be selfish, disrespectful and abusive. Many people have come out and done this already, but having a visual allows it to sink in even more. This isn’t even all the scenes in which Paige is disrespectful to Mike – not even close. These are just some of the more major instances.

Scene 1) ‘How is this disrespectful?’, you may ask. Because Paige blatantly disrespected the fact that Mike just wanted to hang around the house. Instead, she goes to the pretty girl whom she pointed out and tells her that ‘Mike is real’. Which is a nice sentiment, IF MIKE WAS INTERESTED IN FLIRTING THAT NIGHT. Which he made painfully clear that he wasn’t. This may be subtler – but it’s not excusable. Right here did Paige show her total lack of disregard for Mike’s personal feelings, pushing Paige’s own agenda onto Mike. Instead of just leaving Mike alone to hang out with his new friends like he nicely asked.

Scene 2/3 ) These are a bit more obvious in terms of abuse. If you look up signs of abuse, you find a few things that Paige displayed. Scene 2 shows a weird variation of a FORCE OF SEX. Why? Because Paige is telling Mike to have sex with Jessica in order to convince Jessica to get what PAIGE wanted. Paige asked Mike, and expected Mike to go through, to commit to sexual abuse and manipulation.  Scene 3 shows a very obvious sign of threats of violence. Telling Mike that she’s going to HURT HIM if he doesn’t fill out this paperwork? This goes above and beyond that Paige never respected Mike as her boss ( which he was at the time ) and just shows how little respect she has for him as a person.

Scene 4 ) Just a pure disregard about Mike’s feelings. She asked how HE felt, and basically gets insulted that Mike talked about him being the fox rather than her. Of course he’s the fox. OF COURSE. This had to be abridged for the sake of the gif set, so not included is when she asks: “Am I the leg?”; and I GET that she felt defensive over that idea. Because it felt like Mike didn’t care about her. However, as Paige had been selfish and disrespectful the entire time, she really doesn’t have a right as that makes her hypocritical. And then, she says that she wants him “back in the trap”, which CAN be read as another threat of violence, and it would later come into light in Scene 5.

Scene 5 ) Forget the idea that Paige isn’t a murder. That she’s an ‘attempted murderer’. For-freaking-get it. She asked Sid to murder Mike, and he did exactly that. Mike was DEAD for six minutes. Even if Sid HADN’T succeeded in killing Mike, you cannot pretend that an attempted murderer is not as bad as a murderer. Because IT IS. An attempt on someone’s life is NO BETTER than succeeding and killing someone off. And earlier she used Sid – MIKE’S MAIN ENEMY – to get what she wanted. Went behind Mike’s back so that SHE could get what she wanted.

PAIGE ARKIN IS NO SAINT. But here’s the thing. She doesn’t have to be. THE BEAUTY in Paige’s character is that she’s real. She’s horribly flawed, has some good qualities here and there, and she’s REAL

IT IS OKAY TO LIKE PAIGE ARKIN. It is OKAY. You’re allowed to like characters like this. I DO. I LIKE PAIGE A LOT. What’s not okay is pretending that she’s an angel who can do no wrong and that she can’t show abuse. Because she can. And she has.

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msarcheron

He is so ugly and annoying.

no, he is fab

NO HAYMITCH IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS IN THG. THAT MAN WENT THROUGH SO MUCH. AFTER HE WON THE GAMES, THEY KILLED HIS FAMILY. HE HAD NO ONE REALLY UNTIL THESE TWO KIDS CAME AROUND. HE WAS ALWAYS DRUNK BECAUSE HE HAD FUCKING NO ONE. THATS HOW HE GOT RID OF HIS NIGHTMARES AND THE PAIN BY DRINKING. THATS WHY KATNISS GOT DRUNK IN CF WITH HAYMITCH AFTER SHE FOUND SHE WAS GOING BACK INTO THE ARENA. HE STARTED THE WHOLE STAR CROSSED LOVERS THING TO MAKE SURE KATNISS OR PEETA WOULD WIN THE GAMES BECAUSE HE CARED FOR THEM. HAYMITCH LITERALLY WENT THROUGH SO MUCH AND HIS CHARACTER IS SO COMPLEX SO NO HES NOT UGLY OR ANNOYING. HE IS FAB JUST LIKE E-VERDEEN SAID GOODBYE

NOT TO MENTION HE WAS THE WINNER OF THE QUARTER QUELL SO HE HAD TO WATCH TWICE AS MANY PEOPLE DIE IN HIS GAMES NOT TO MENTION ALL THE DISTRICT 12 TRIBUTES THAT COME BEFORE KATNISS AND PEETA SO FUCK YOU

YES and can we all remember that when he says he’s there “for the refreshments” he’s just making light of his situation. He’s actually there because he has no choice, because as the only living Victor of District 12 the Capitol fucking force him to return to the games as mentor year after year. Can you imagine what it’s like watching two kids from your district who are under your protection get butchered every year, and knowing that even if you moved heaven and earth to try and protect them they don’t have the faintest chance of survival against the Careers? No wonder he numbs the pain with alcohol, and pushes everyone (particularly the Tributes) away from him, because HE KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. His mother, brother and girlfriend were MURDERED by President Snow just because Haymitch had the audacity to use his wits to survive the Quarter Quell. Caring about others has only ever brought him agony and loss. But you know what’s so fucking awesome about Haymitch? When he realises that despite everything, Katniss actually has a chance of doing well in the Games, he cleans up his act and tries his absolute best to help and protect her and Peeta. He grows to care for them, despite how dangerous he knows that to be. Yes he is cynical, and bitter, and self-destructive. Yes, he is an addict. But many people in his position would have probably killed themselves or lost their minds completely, but in the end he finds the courage fight back against the people who stole his life from him. The Capitol may have wounded him beyond all hope of repair but they didn’t break him, not completely. So don’t you ever try to tell me that Haymitch Abernathy is not a strong and brilliant character because I got no time for that shit.

BLESS THIS POST. Haymitch is my FAVOURITE character!

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Some questions not to ask Aaron

  • do you have a girlfriend
  • if no, can I be your girlfriend
  • when are you returning to broadway
  • why aren’t you on social media
  • do you want to return to broadway

the list can go on and on but these questions have already been answered by him so please let’s ask some good, interesting questions. I don’t care if we all have to come together as a collective group and brainstorm, let’s do this right :)

oh yes. let’s brainstorm

Seriously--plus we've already had to deal with Wendy Williams's lack of professionalism making him visibly uncomfortable, for instance; every time he's on some morning show or other, the host(s) feel obligated to hit on him or bring up things he's clearly not there to talk about--PLEASE don't be that person. I will be so pissed if any crappy, pestering, or inappropriate questions make it through. 

WE LOVE HIM. LET'S ALL BE SUPER POLITE TO HIM AND ASK HIM THE KINDS OF THINGS HE'D HAVE FUN ANSWERING. (GREAT IDEA, ME! THANKS, ME. I THOUGHT SO TOO.)

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msarcheron

He is so ugly and annoying.

no, he is fab

NO HAYMITCH IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS IN THG. THAT MAN WENT THROUGH SO MUCH. AFTER HE WON THE GAMES, THEY KILLED HIS FAMILY. HE HAD NO ONE REALLY UNTIL THESE TWO KIDS CAME AROUND. HE WAS ALWAYS DRUNK BECAUSE HE HAD FUCKING NO ONE. THATS HOW HE GOT RID OF HIS NIGHTMARES AND THE PAIN BY DRINKING. THATS WHY KATNISS GOT DRUNK IN CF WITH HAYMITCH AFTER SHE FOUND SHE WAS GOING BACK INTO THE ARENA. HE STARTED THE WHOLE STAR CROSSED LOVERS THING TO MAKE SURE KATNISS OR PEETA WOULD WIN THE GAMES BECAUSE HE CARED FOR THEM. HAYMITCH LITERALLY WENT THROUGH SO MUCH AND HIS CHARACTER IS SO COMPLEX SO NO HES NOT UGLY OR ANNOYING. HE IS FAB JUST LIKE E-VERDEEN SAID GOODBYE

NOT TO MENTION HE WAS THE WINNER OF THE QUARTER QUELL SO HE HAD TO WATCH TWICE AS MANY PEOPLE DIE IN HIS GAMES NOT TO MENTION ALL THE DISTRICT 12 TRIBUTES THAT COME BEFORE KATNISS AND PEETA SO FUCK YOU

YES and can we all remember that when he says he’s there “for the refreshments” he’s just making light of his situation. He’s actually there because he has no choice, because as the only living Victor of District 12 the Capitol fucking force him to return to the games as mentor year after year. Can you imagine what it’s like watching two kids from your district who are under your protection get butchered every year, and knowing that even if you moved heaven and earth to try and protect them they don’t have the faintest chance of survival against the Careers? No wonder he numbs the pain with alcohol, and pushes everyone (particularly the Tributes) away from him, because HE KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. His mother, brother and girlfriend were MURDERED by President Snow just because Haymitch had the audacity to use his wits to survive the Quarter Quell. Caring about others has only ever brought him agony and loss. But you know what’s so fucking awesome about Haymitch? When he realises that despite everything, Katniss actually has a chance of doing well in the Games, he cleans up his act and tries his absolute best to help and protect her and Peeta. He grows to care for them, despite how dangerous he knows that to be. Yes he is cynical, and bitter, and self-destructive. Yes, he is an addict. But many people in his position would have probably killed themselves or lost their minds completely, but in the end he finds the courage fight back against the people who stole his life from him. The Capitol may have wounded him beyond all hope of repair but they didn’t break him, not completely. So don’t you ever try to tell me that Haymitch Abernathy is not a strong and brilliant character because I got no time for that shit.

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can i just take a moment to point out how horrible it is that, before president obama was re-elected, when there was still a chance of romney winning, a lot of us, myself included, actually felt like we were in danger?

like a man that i don’t know and that i’ve never seen face-to-face made me fear for my safety and well-being

if that isn’t a good reason for him to have lost then i don’t know what is 

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I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies That will hate the ladies, that make the babies And since a man can’t make one He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

“Rap is just noise”

Even if rap and hip hop don’t hit my taste most of the time, as musical directions they have every justification to exist. Any music can be bad, all genres have their nonsensical, stupid songs and yet every single one has the potential to bring a message across, if the singer only wants to. Then it is not only music imho, it is art.

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In Defence of the Secondary Character

For some reason, it seems to be quite en vogue to criticise the character of Castiel simply because his last name is not Winchester, he has only been in the series since season 4, and his role is considered redundant at this point in the series. He is a useless character, apparently, because he is secondary. 

I have also seen some similar, equally nasty remarks about Bobby Singer. Thank God he’s dead for good this time, right? 

Wrong. Wrong. This is all incredibly wrong.

If you think that Supernatural exists solely as the Sam and Dean show, where the majority of the audience is happy to sit and watch these two loveable idjits bumble along week after week whilst working the same, tired monster-of-the-week formulaic drivel, I would suggest you need to rethink why you watch Supernatural, or anything for that matter.

Because we all love Sam and Dean Winchester. We would not still be watching the show, 7 seasons in if we hated the two leading characters.

But you know what makes Supernatural great? What makes the Winchesters reach and exceed their potential? The supportive secondary characters. 

This is true of all great films, television series, and books. A man is only as good as the company he keeps, they say. 

What would To Kill a Mockingbird be without Boo Radley? The man we never see till the end of the book and/or film, but whose very existence shapes the imagination of young Scout Finch? And in the end, the big bad boogeyman next door? The monster/man who was in the shadows the whole time? He is the very same man who saves her and her brother from the not-so-friendly neighbourhood racist.

There was also poor Tom Robinson, whose tragic life also informs much of Scout’s later childhood, preparing her for the grim reality of adulthood in a world where injustice and inequality reign supreme. Boo and Tom are both secondary characters to the Finch family, but are they any less significant to the story or the development of the characters? No. In fact, they are integral. 

Gone With the Wind is unabashedly about Scarlett O’Hara, but tell me: who was there for her when Atlanta had burned, Tara was in shambles, and her mother was dead? Was it Rhett Butler, the primary male lead? No. It was Mammy, Scarlett’s one true constant, and the only person to ever tell her like it is. Mammy continued to be there for Scarlett and played a crucial role in helping the audience to sympathise with an otherwise bratty character. 

Let’s go outside of the box: let’s talk Citizen Kane. Let’s talk about the protagonist’s final words, and the film’s most important secondary character: Rosebud. The fucking sled. Yes, an inanimate object was a crucial supporting character. The sled was the tangible remnant of Charles Foster Kane’s humble beginnings, and the only article in the world he wanted in his final moments of life, even when his wealth could have given him anything. But he wanted Rosebud.

What about Cat in Breakfast at Tiffany’s? That poor slob without a name. And Holly Golightly refused to give him one, either. They did not belong to anyone, especially not each other. They were just two wild things, both liberated from their cages. Only you cannot live life without connections. Sometimes, though, it is nice to belong somewhere and with someone. And Cat belonged with Holly. Cat was the primary catalyst for Holly’s self-actualization. Cat was a crucial character, even though he was just a cat. Even though he was so secondary, you do not even notice him in the scenes for most of the film. 

We could go on and on about Star Wars. You could even argue everyone without the surname “Skywalker” is a supporting character, considering the series revolves around Anakin and Luke, respectively. Han Solo is just a scruffy-looking nerf herder, right? A rogue pilot with swank to spare. And his trusty first mate Chewbacca. Can you honestly imagine any of the original Star Wars films without them? And then there is old Ben Kenobi, who was struck down in A New Hope, but whose influence on Luke lasts throughout the Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi

Where would Frodo be without his fellowship? Where would he be, most especially, without Samwise, Merry, and Pippin. Yes, they are all secondary characters. But their sacrifices spur him on to finish the difficult task that was given to him. Sam carries the heaviest burden of all: he carries Frodo up the side of Mount Doom. And in the end? Frodo departs to the Grey Havens, leaving good, old Sam with his own part of the story to fill. Sam was secondary, yes, but he had a story to tell and was shown respect and courtesy through this acknowledgement that he deserved to tell his own tale. 

Harry Potter is another series we could go on about. The title itself tells us that Harry is the protagonist. But who are Ron and Hermione, then? Are their roles any less significant because their names are not on the covers of the books or the film posters? Even more poignantly, what about Neville Longbottom, who is as secondary as you can get? He is played off as a talentless buffoon for most of the series, but in the end it was Neville who stood up to Voldemort. It was Neville who pulled the Sword of Gryffindor out of the Sorting Hat and vanquished the final horcrux. 

And then there is Severus Snape: dubious secondary character extraordinaire, whose entire adult life was lived as a lie to protect Harry and bring about the ultimate end of the Dark Lord. Snape sacrificed everything and lived in an endless web of deception. Snape was forced to kill the man he considered a mentor so as to maintain his cover. Snape was the silent engineer of important plot points for seven books, working with Harry even when Harry thought Snape was as bad as you could ever get without being Voldemort himself. Snape was the bravest man Harry ever knew, and he was secondary

Can you honesty say that any of these books or films would be the same without these (and other!) secondary characters? Can you honestly say that any of these books or films would be better off without them? Secondary characters keep the wheels spinning. They are foils for our heroes. They are catalysts for change. They encourage and they discourage; they incite and they rebuke. They stand as points of contrast and comparisons for the protagonists; they are mirrors for the primary leads, and for the audience, as well. 

What would Supernatural be without John Winchester? He was certainly secondary throughout the first season. We never even met the guy till the end of the season. But his role was fixed and important. Just as the memory of Mary served as the catalyst for the Winchester’s job.

Did you know Bobby Singer only exists because Loretta Devine was unable to return to fill her role as Missouri Moseley? And his character was accepted so strongly by the Winchesters (and the fans) that he was made into a permanent secondary character. The boys needed a father figure in their lives. They needed a base. They needed a place to call home when the Impala was not enough. And Bobby gave them everything that he had, time and again.

And the Harvelles! Not only did Ellen and Jo provide insight into John that the boys would never have discovered otherwise, they also served as the substitute mother and sister figures the boys never had. Their sacrifice in “Abandon All Hope” not only gave the boys a chance to have a shot at the Devil, but also gave them the push forward that the boys needed. Like Phil Coulson in the Avengers, Ellen and Jo gave the Winchesters something to avenge. 

Ash and Pamela were amazing secondary characters whose deaths provided a similar impetus for the boys’ work, but also served to place them in Heaven where they could act as the Virgils to the Winchesters’ Dantes. 

There are also the darker secondary characters, like Gordon, who Dean first views as what he could have in a hunting partner. Maybe even what he needs. He soon realizes how wrong this thought is, however, when Gordon reveals himself to be a total psychopath. But Gordon’s role was important because he showed Dean what he could become if he is not careful with his choices and attitudes. 

Of course, there was also Ruby. Sam would not be the Sam we know today without Ruby and her temptations, after all. Her entire motivation was to move Sam closer and closer to his destiny. Without Ruby, Lucifer would never have escaped the Cage.

And this brings me to Castiel, a secondary character, but an important character nevertheless. Castiel has given up a lot for the Winchesters. Without him, Dean would never have gotten to Sam at all in the season 4 finale. Without Castiel, Dean would have said “yes” to Michael and the Supernatural world as we know it would be over. Castiel is the third part of Team Free Will. He is a de facto Winchester; Dean said it himself, Castiel is like a brother.

Yes, Castiel has screwed up. But so have Sam and Dean at times.

Yes, his character has been used as a pawn to create a poorly written plot arc of angst. But he is (and has been since his introduction) an important member of the cast and a crucial member of Team Free Will.

He is Dean’s wingman, and Dean is his. He is Dean’s best friend. Without him, Dean was a shade of his former self throughout much of season 7. Dean mourned Castiel all season. He had nightmares about his death; where Dean once dreamed of Hell, season 7 showed him dreaming of Castiel walking into that lake. Castiel dying became Dean’s Hell. 

Without the secondary characters, the boys would not be the seasoned hunters they are today.  At the end of the day, the show is about two brothers, but it is also about the people who have come and gone and who continue to give the boys a reason to fight. All secondary characters are important. To assert that the show would be better off with only Sam and Dean is to completely ignore 7 seasons of history, development, and cause. 

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faeriviera

YES!

THIS!

ALL OF THIS!

I’d also like to add that this is the sort of thing all of the rabid Casketeers who think that Esplanie takes away from their precious FULL FORTY FIVE MINUTES of screentime need to freaking read. 

Just saying.

Very few stories are complete WITHOUT secondary characters. Get off your high horses, bitches.

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