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I'm really just taking 2020 raw, unprotected. I don't have a nintendo switch so i can't play ac and I don't even have a dnd group to keep me going. I'm just. Doing a line of pure, uncut 2020 right down the kitchen counter.
The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.
Can we stop getting weird gimmicks for movie musicals? We don’t need digital fur technology or a 20-year production period, we need actors who can sing, a whole lot of heart and guys if we don’t get our acts together soon we’re gonna lose Regionals
i think this shouldve been the movie poster
marius: *arrives at the barricade, saving gavroche and courfeyrac, but also still wanting to Die™*
enjolras:
Agent Director Peggy Carter in the 21st century AU where she’s living in Avengers tower and ‘Oh look, Thor’s left his hammer on top of those files I need. Silly bugger.’
Thor and Steve walk into the room as she picks it up, retrieves her stack from the coffee table, nonchalantly places mjolnir back down. “What are you two gaping at!?” Thor shakes Steve’s hand and proceeds to parade her around the tower on his shoulders, loudly declaring her worthiness.
why is this not on my feed????
When they ask why she’s unruffled, she responds with “I know my value.”
my hand slipped
The sacred post
‘we wish you a merry christmas’ is a pretty good christmas carol - no jesus, no god, just some good wishes that quickly give way to a militant demand for figgy pudding and direct action in the form of a sit down protest
This is what Enjolras talks about when he gets drunk at the Nondenominational Les Amis Winter Holiday party.
Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH
no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there
tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy
look at that happy tiger
look at it
YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D
“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.”
Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it.
Anyone else reminded of this?
