Les Amis as Whose Line Weird Newscasters

Enjolras

Combeferre

Courfeyrac

Jehan

Bahorel 

Feuilly 

Joly

Bossuet

Musichetta

Grantaire

Marius

Cosette

Eponine

Gavroche

so now mamma mia has shown us that joly grows up to look like collin firth I’d like to officially offer congratulations to bossuet and musichetta they hit the jackpot

I can only imagine Bossuet as having no idea what to refer to his relationship with Joly and Musichetta as, and ending up calling them his ‘better two-thirds’.

my favourite thing about jbm is that’s it’s canon. that’s right a canon polyamorous relationship in 1832. your move writers

i get so sad when eponine and cosette and chetta are left out of les amis headcanons like u tryna tell me that courfeyrac put whipped cream in marius’ hand while he was sleepin and cosette WASNT the one that tickled his nose??? u tryna tell me that enjolras went off on a teacher for bein offensive and eponine DIDNT flip the teacher off????? u tryna tell me that grantaire zoned out in class thinkin about a certain hunka meat and when the english teacher asked him for the answer musichetta DIDNT whisper “it’s 42” ???? U TRYNA TELL ME THAT THESE THREE GIRLS //AIN’T// THE BADDEST BITCHES IN THE GROUP??? CAUSE IF THATS WHAT U TRYNA TELL ME IM AFRAID U ARE SORELY MISTAKEN

Headcanon

The most effective way to make any of the Amis freeze with horror: The sound of Musichetta’s serious voice calling out their full name.

Cosette can sing Eponine can rap Musichetta can beatbox

imagine the possibilities

If you don’t think Joly, Bossuet, and Musichetta would be on the show “Sex Sent Me to the E.R,” you’re probably wrong.

…sleepover?

musichetta gets pregnant and someone asks if they know who the father is and joly looks at bossuet and smiles and says that they don’t and they don’t want to know because it doesn’t matter

and chetta just

stares at her boyfriends 

one of whom is a tall black man and the other is a decidedly smaller asian man 

and whispers ‘you are a doctor’

chetta being like ‘i’m sorry you will definitely know’ 

and bossuet says ‘mmm he’ll have your nose’ and joly is like uwu 

she is so fucking done with this

joly storming into the café and bossuet is running after him begging him to just listen and joly yells at him to not touch him and everyone is like ‘whoa ;;’ because they never ever fight like this and it’s freaking everyone out

and they’re arguing really loudly and really heatedly and eventually courfeyrac is between them and asks what the fuck is going on 

and joly spits ‘he slept with my girlfriend’ 

and there’s a beat before joly and bossuet both burst out laughing and everyone just

'… both of you get out'

Les misérables modern Au :

mazeltoph requested some joly/musichetta/bossuet from me! I’m not too familiar with drawing some of these characters, so I hope it turned out at least a little okay, haha. also i suck at drawing women so it was kind of a challenge Also, this is the last of my requests, so if any of you have got a few more, feel free to leave one in my inbox, and I’ll see if I can get around to it!