The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

The world is changing. There’s a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), dir. Matthew Vaughn

A collection of all the weird geo-edits I did for the first film on my old computer!

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

*pew *pew gosh he’s s’cute

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

I fixed it

This is the best fix I’ve seen

@self-absorbed-pretty-boy @lywinis

— all prices seem fair until you have to pay them | m.a.w

HARRY | EGGSY | ROXY | MERLIN

— all prices seem fair until you have to pay them | m.a.w

HARRY | EGGSY | ROXY | MERLIN

kingsman || ain’t going back

If you call yourself a Kingsman fan, please do yourself a favour and watch this.

Utter perfection.

If you aren’t a fan of Kingsman, but you love perfect video editing, you need to see this. I can’t believe how amazing this is. I’m gonna watch it again.

This. Is. Porn. Admittedly, anything I watch looks like porn to me, but this. Is. P O R N.

I would sell my firstborn child to have this play on a constant loop behind my eyelids

I don’t ever even wanna have a kid

but I would have one

to sell it

for this

hail-satan.mp4