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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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Les Amis as People From Florida

Enjolras: Florida Man Lands Gyrocopter on Capitol Lawn to Demand Campaign Finance Reform, Is Arrested
Combeferre: Florida Man Stops and Pays Toll While Leading Police on High Speed Chase
Courfeyrac: Florida Man Dressed as Pirate Arrested for Firing Musket at Passing Cars
Jehan: Florida Man Believes Wrestling Event Is Haunted by the Ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage
Bahorel: Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer
Feuilly: Florida Man Crashes Car into Business While Trying to Time Travel
Joly: Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Legos
Bossuet: Florida Man in Human-Powered Inflatable Bubble Trying to Run from FL to Bermuda is Rescued by Coast Guard
Grantaire: Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Eponine: Florida Woman Sets Car on Fire After Man Refuses to Buy Her a McFlurry
Cosette: Florida man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile pond at Alligator Farm
Musichetta: Florida Man Dances on Top of Police Cruiser to Ward Off Vampires
Marius: Florida Man Under Extreme Stress Forgets How to Stand
Gavroche: Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard in His Mouth, Smacks People with It
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Les Amis & Marius as quotes from The Good Place

Enjolras: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.

Combeferre: Life has an end, and therefore our actions have meaning.

Courfeyrac: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Prouvaire: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.

Joly: I’m sorry, everyone, I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Ah, there they go, they’re fears now.

Bossuet: I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.

Bahorel: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem

Feuilly: I’ve been working on my Western Hemisphere brunch banter. Tell me what you think. “That new Yorker article was interesting.” “You haven’t seen Hamilton?” “Hey, did you hear about Stephanie?”

Grantaire: Well, I’ve read everything on your syllabus and, how do I put this delicately, it’s all stupid garbage.

Marius: I have no idea what’s going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too!

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