if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s
MY GOD, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
OKAY
I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY
IT'S BASED ON A NOVEL, IT'S A CULTURE-CLASH MOVIE AND A FOODPORN MOVIE AND FEATURES TWO (2) ADORABLE ROMANCES, AND HELEN MIRREN IS LIKE A FRENCH MIRANDA PRIESTLEY
WHY AM I YELLING ABOUT IT NOW?
AND THEN SHE DOES IT BACK TO HIM. SHE. DOES IT BACK. TO HIM. AND THEN—
I'm not saying they fuck in the pantry after that, but only because I'm not sure it's a pantry
this movie has an advisory on it for "scenes of sensuality." they literally. changed the rating. because of a hand-kiss. LEGENDS ONLY
BTW IT'S LEAVING NETFLIX US ON JAN 31ST
