I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
#THIS#THANK you#I cringe SO HARD and usually just exit the fic when I run into this crap. IT'S SO UNNATURAL#and I basically grew up as an only child because my sister is 16 years older than me and STILL. even *I* know this#all my friends had siblings growing up and I was at their houses a LOT and they NEVER said 'sis' or 'bro' more than once or twice ever#and while we're at it: PEOPLE DON'T SAY THE OTHER PERSON'S NAME IN EVERY SENTENCE OF A CONVERSATION EITHER#like...I'll be honest: that's my biggest gripe about Titanic. I ADORE Titanic but LITERALLY:#''no Jack! wait Jack! Jack no! I couldn't possibly Jack! wait Jack!'' I'M QUOTING VERBATIM. WE KNOW WHAT HIS NAME IS AND SO DO YOU#CALM THE FUCK DOWN#same thing when he's telling her to practice with the ax...actually it's just the whole movie. every sentence ends with Jack or Rose#I mean do you do that when you're hanging out with your friends?#''excellent meme Morgan. wanna watch a movie Morgan? pass the guac Morgan. check out this tiktok Morgan.'' NOPE#you'd get stared at like you've been replaced by a robot#and maybe you have#end rant#writing#accurate#where is the lie#also the comments on this are fucking gold. sometimes I love people