deepfriedtwinkie reblogged
requested by fiiyerotigelaar
#dear Lord#give me the strength to handle this#I will not have a sexual crisis#I WILL not have a sexual crisis#i will not have a sexual crisis#*writes it on the board over and over like Bart Simpson*#so wow that did not work#hello sexual crisis#we meet again#you had your chance to kill me once and you failed#I see you're here to try again#we all know that's only going to end one way#(I'll stop)#Aaron Tveit#UNF#I'll be in my bunk#I need to lie down for a minute now#I can't handle this at all#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#o god of cerulean eyes and chiselled jawlines and unholy scruff#sweet Jesus hear my prayer#the scruff#ugh