This is Eleanor, she is a long-haired dachshund, and she is a bundle of energy and joy. We are so beyond lucky to have her.
how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving
This is the funniest thing SNL has done in a while. Whoever did Matthew’s cat eye deserves a trophy
this is the cutest vine ever 😍😩
There are 3 responses to hearing “Hello”
a.) it’s me
b.) My name is Elder Price
c.)is it me you’re looking for?
d.) Darkness, my old friend
e.) boys…
f.) My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(g) my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
h.) I love you, won’t you tell me your name
Watch with sound.
Has anyone done this yet?
I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO
I was expecting Hercules Mulligan tbh
I want to hear Aaron Tveit sing “Hello”
Snakes often go out to fancy dinner parties with their friends, and get custom hats. The snake pictured is wearing Couture Snepe, made by the famous Snake Pepe.
Submitted by: cats-in-mascara
“Shhhh. Please don’t do this now.”
My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. Was a great swordsmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and request a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before he was done. Six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I fail. Six-fingered man leave me alive, but he gave me these [scars.] I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say,
The Princess Bride (1987)
I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.
Cameo appearances from Michael Le Poer Trench, Claude-Michel Schönberg and Sir Cameron Mackintosh in upcoming Les Miserables movie.