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A U D R E Y 31 | agender | bi Michigan State CAL alum. Writer of stuff.
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Property of insomnia & Aaron Tveit. In omnia paratus.
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I’m living for the similarities

#RUN me OVER with the FIRST CAR you can FUCKING FIND#FAERIVIERA#drive here. drive here and hit me with your car. text me when you're a block out. I'll stand in the middle of the road.#you brought me here - now YOU TAKE ME OUT#that's the rule. the person who gave you the supervirus has to shoot you. before the feral transformation is complete.#(I'll stop)#I...have lots of disturbing words relating to the recognition of authority floating around in my head#I don't really feel like being That Bitch tonight but it's out there#I'm not saying I'd do literally anything they told me to do. I'm just also not saying I wouldn't#(I always say I'll stop but I never do)#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#Robert Downey Jr.#Chris Evans#kings#MCU#BTS#hELP ME
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sophiexylia

Every once in a while, putting up with the garbage that is Aaron’s tag on Instagram is worth it.

Originally posted by Amy West here.

#FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF#WHAT#WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE#GIVE ME MY RUM#oh God and ''A Little Party Never Killed Nobody'' just came on and it's like 1920 up in here#HELP ME#SEND HELP#FUUUUUCKING HELL#Aaron Tveit#Ay-Ay-Ron Across The Pond#FAERIVIERA#I NEED HELP REACTING TO SOMETHING#LIKE I ALMOST SCROLLED RIGHT BY WITHOUT REALIZING#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking
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should you fight/would you win : graceland edition

this was requested awhile ago so:

charlie demarco

  • should you fight?: no
  • chance of winning: 25%
  • mostly, there’s no real reason you should want to fight charlie. if you really wanted to fight charlie, however, you would never get to fisticuffs, because she would probably scold you and you would be crying too much to remember how to punch. charlie wins by default.

dale jakes

  • should you fight?: no
  • chance of winning: 7%
  • while i am saying “do not fight dale jakes”, there’s a chance this is likely to happen, just because he’s bored and will engage you rather than the other way around. honestly that’s on you for stealing people’s food. he will win but you won’t be too badly harmed, just have a hella bruise to show off and look tough. he’s just lookin’ out for you bro

johnny tuturro

  • should you fight?: yes
  • chance of winning: 33%
  • do it, fight johnny. you both want to fight, you’ll probably bond afterward even, go for a drink, suck some dick, whatever happens. will you win? probably not, fighting an almost-navy seal isn’t always the smartest choice in the world, but he won’t be too hard on you man, unless he needs to impress somebody cute in the bar you’re going at it in, then run* (*this is more so if the cute person he is trying to impress is you)

mike warren

  • should you fight?: no
  • chance of winning: 18%
  • honestly? why do you want to fight him. what has this poor thing done to you that he has not already faced repercussions for. goddammit. well, if you do fight him, whether you win the fight or not you lose the war because you’re an asshole. however, since his first instinct when being choked out is to literally backflip off of a fence, and he’s annie oakley and clint barton’s lovechild, you’re probably gonna fucking lose the fight too. there’s no winning here.

paige arkin

  • should you fight?: you have no choice
  • chance of winning: -44%
  • you have no choice in whether or not you fight paige. why? because paige is going to kick your ass. hire a dogsitter, make amends with your estranged son, go finally watch toy story 3 and have everything in order because she’s going to go raw as shit on you. if you come out of it in one piece, you won’t actually remember toy story 3, or you’ll son. you will remember you dog. one never forgets a labradoodle.

paul briggs

  • should you fight?: yes
  • chance of winning: 2%
  • fight briggs, fight him for all of us, because god knows we need it. just don’t expect a clean fight and don’t prepare for one. make eleaborate traps for him to fall into and tag team with god, and maybe you’ll win. maybe.
#I AM DYING#WHERE IS THE LIE#-44%#OH GOD THESE ARE TEARS#HELP ME#THERE IS NO HELP FOR ME#Graceland#Charlie DeMarco#Johnny Tuturro#Dale Jakes#Mike Warren#Paige Arkin#Paul Briggs#BRING MY SHOW BACK#fuckin' A#brb shitting myself#gold#sounds about right#accurate#TAG TEAM WITH GOD#YOU'VE LSOT THE WAR BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE#YOU WILL REMEMBER YOUR DOG
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'Back to Before' from Ragtime, performed by Aaron Tveit.

This isn’t a great quality youtube rip, but it is another of my favourite Theatre Gender Swap songs.

Aaron just sings it so beautifully, and I love that he doesn’t change lyrics to suit the fact that he is a male singing a female song.

It’s just pure entertainment and emotion, and he manages to lose himself in the words, “I was your wife! It never occured to want more…”

#FAERIVIERA#HE DOESN'T CHANGE THE LYRICS!!!!#I KNEW HE WAS THAT COOL#I knew he only changed the genders in the songs on his album because that concert was SUPPOSED to be entirely autobiographical#like of COURSE he sang them from his own POV; that was the point. he was telling his life story with that setlist#(ironically that's why I sing We Are Never Getting Back Together with dude's prononuns now and it's all a little odd but okay)#BUT THIS GEM HERE#AHAHAAAA THIS BOY IS A TREASURE#petition for all other men to either step their coolness game up to Aaron Tveit's or just go away#nobody would hate straight white men if they were all like you#Aaron Tveit#Back to Before#Ragtime#and y'know Jas I'm so fucking sure that there's a doppel for this#I WAS YOUR WIFE#help me#hlep I'm drown#stupid beautiful woman
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“From the very beginning, I just thought Daniel was the coolest, man. I was like, I want to grow up and be like Daniel one day. He’s [mimics Dan’s accent] got this straight cockney accent, right? Anyway, I loved this kid and we had the same hair and makeup girl and there was a continuity photo of Daniel showing his teeth I just loved, so I asked Becca, the hair girl, to take the same picture of me put it up next to Daniel’s so he would see it the next morning. And he loved it. So that was like, our little thing, that we both had the same teeth picture. He was like my little buddy on set.” -Aaron Tveit  

#HELP ME#never getting old#never getting over it#Aaron Tveit#Daniel Huttlestone#Les Mis#Les Miserables#BTS
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Aaron Tveit and Fra Fee at press night for Memphis the Musical

#sEND HELP#YOU GUYS#NEVER GETTING OVER IT#Aaron Tveit#Fra Fee#(Fra definitely ages backwards)#(he's been living in the woods prancing and drinking elven water)#(while Aaron became the Brawny paper towel guy slowly and then all at once)#Les Amis#HELP ME#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#I AM SMILE#Memphis#Actual Woodland Sprite Fra Fee#Actual Disney Prince Aaron Tveit#with his hands behind his back like it's fuckin' roll call at catholic school#also they're so fuckin' cute for smiling at two different cameras#dORKS#you DORKS#AyAyRon Across The Pond
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twofoursixtveit

The Final Battle - movie vocals with 25th anniversary production orchestration

I felt a big weakness of the movie was some orchestration changes made the songs weaker. I spliced together audio from the Dream the Dream cast album recording, and euneirophrenial’s vocals only version of Les Mis http://euneirophrenial.tumblr.com/post/46102446677/here-it-is-pretty-much-everything-ive-shared.

This one was rather difficult given that the energy is much different, resulting in a complete lack of tempo in some sung parts, particularly that of the students. I actually managed to nab a more in tempo version of Hadley’s lines in an alternate delivery of his seen in the “West End Connection” video on Youtube.

I would like to do more if there’s interest (and maybe eventually release a full album with the songs even in the order they’d appear in onstage. No more Act 1 “On My Own…”

Let me know what you think and hope you all enjoy it!

#WHAT'S AN ORGASM FOR YOUR SOUL CALLED??#I JUST HAD NINE#I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO I CAN'T ADFSDVASDFHB SFHGDB#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#AAAAAAAAAH#WE'VE REACHED TOTAL TAG INCOHERENCY#Les Miserables#Les Mis#The Final Battle#HELP ME#SEND HELP#FAERIVIERA
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gravitydaisy

I just can’t .

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deepfriedtwinkie

IF THERE'S ANYONE LEFT WHO CAN

DON'T TRUST THEM

#HOW ARE YOU REAL#WHAT EVEN ARE YOU#OH MY FUCKING GOD#THAT SMILE COULD CURE ZOMBIISM AND RABIES AND STRAIGHT MEN#SHOW VILLAINS THIS SMILE AND THEY WILL LOSE THEIR POWERS#IT PROBABLY CURES INFERTILITY#AND SADNESS#AND SCURVY#AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE#I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN COVERED IN A DOZEN SQUIRMY PUPPIES#SOMEONE HELP#SEND HELP#SNED HLEP#SOMEONE MATERNAL#Aaron Tveit#I'M TOO LAZY TO TAG ALL THE THINGS I AM THINKING#HELP ME#LET ME HUG YOU#best
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