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whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome
“It’s rather chilling to consider that one of the most indelible images in the Star Wars saga is its heroine silenced, stripped down, and in chains. I know a lot of men have positive feelings about this particular costume — in fact there’s an entire episode of the popular sitcom Friends that’s devoted to it — which is why it’s kind of hilariously ironic that Han Solo was blind during these scenes. That is, the one man who is romantically attached to Leia is the one man who never saw her in the golden bikini. Which means Han Solo is more attracted to a mouthy space age shield maiden than he is to a tight female body on display. In fact, if I could be so bold, I would suggest that Han Solo would be more turned on hearing about how Leia strangled Jabba the Hutt to death — using nothing but the chain that enslaved her — than he would be hearing about how his sworn enemy turned the woman he loved into a tawdry plaything.”

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HAN SOLO: WAS THE ‘STAR WARS’ HERO A NOT-SO-SECRET FEMINIST? (via laurenbacal)

#the time he’s moved to breathily declare that he loves her on screen?  #she’s about to shoot some dudes and wearing a huge Skywalker Poncho™

(via zombeesknees)

I mean, the first time he says he’s starting to like her, she’s wearing a dress that covers her from chin to ankles and has spent the entire time he’s known her stealing guns, yelling at him about how sucky of a rescuer he is, and trash-talking his ship.

#YES GOOD#THANK you#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH#GOOD GUY HAN SOLO HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR SHITTY WOMANIZING CHARACTERIZATIONS#he's too busy hoping with moony eyes that Leia ties him up and smacks him around a little#Han Solo#favorite character#holy trilogy#Star Wars#Princess Leia#space OTP for sure#feminism
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swan2swan

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

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bloodyshadow1

Luke and Chewy are playing a game it doesn’t matter what.  Han comes over and does the whole Wookies tear the arms off the people who beat them thing to try and tease Luke.  He doesn’t know that Chewy and Luke have been preparing for this though and after Luke ‘wins’ Chewy pretends to be mad and rips off Luke’s hand

#YES GOOD#headcanon accepted#I don't even know which ONE but fuck yes#brb shitting myself#(I keep saying I'm gonna change my humor tag but I never do)#Star Wars#holy trilogy#Luke Skywalker#Han Solo
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faeriviera
#OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD#HE KNOWS#you can tell right away as it creeps onto his face that he knows#because there's no way in hell that Chewie and the Falcon would both be present unless Han was in grave danger or worse#and by now Luke's optimism has been so brutally battered that he already knows it's worse#and look at that last frame - there's fear on his face#he already knows but he's afraid to hear it because if they say it out loud then it becomes true#Han is the closest thing he's ever had to a best friend - to a brother - and he already feels like he's let him down irrevocably once#and if Han is gone and he can't atone for that - if Han is gone and that's the last thing he left him with#it can't just end that way; he can't let it end that way - except he knows in his bones that it already did#I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS OKAY#NO ONE TOUCH ME#Star Wars#Episode VIII#The Last Jedi#Luke Skywalker#Han Solo
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rafaelafranzen

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

#Han Solo#Enjolras#Grantaire#Gavroche#Les Amis#Harry Hart#(wasn't dead tho)#Agent Merlin#(isn't dead either)#Roxy Morton#(shhhh definitely not dead)#Derek Shepherd#(all right that one's embarrassing)#Lexie Grey#(please stop)#Tibby Rollins#(WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ANN BRASHARES???)#Richard Gilmore#(all right I'm gonna stop now; shit is real)#also me#did you mean: my life#Star Wars#Kingsman#Grey's Anatomy#The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants#Gilmore Girls
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kylohateblog

“kylo deserves a second chance!!!” buddy han offered him one and he killed him

Then Rey offered him another and that bitch decided he would rather be a tyrant.

#THIS#THANK you#NO REDEMPTION#one traumatic case of misunderstanding happened to him and as a result he's murdered millions is not billions so I mean#even giving him ONE chance was generous but he's thrown away TWO chances now so literally fuck him with a rusty crowbar#no redemption; no more chances; humiliation and defeat#he 100% chose his fate#Darth Pissbaby#Kylo Ren#Star Wars#sequels#Episode VII#The Force Awakens#Episode VIII#The Last Jedi#Han Solo#Rey
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faeriviera

♫ We could have had it alllllllll ♫

#NOW SEE???#THIS#THIS IS WHAT WE DESERVED#I *IMMEDIATELY* FEEL IT#I AM *INSTANTLY* SOLD THAT THIS IS HAN AND LANDO#I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY MENTAL WORK TO MAKE UP FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR'S INEXCUSABLE LACK OF GIVING A SHIT#I DON'T HAVE TO SQUINT OR WATCH WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND EARS PLUGGED TO BE ABLE TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT'S HAN#I JUST KNOW IT IS BECAUSE ***HE'S RIGHT THERE***#WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL#I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED#GIVE IT TO ME#Star Wars#Solo#Han Solo#Lando Calrissian#Anthony Ingruber#Donald Glover#fancast
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