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The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn

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renegade-skywalker

I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”

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thatgirlonstage

Vader: “JOIN ME”

Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*

Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected

#sounds about right#Calm Down Skywalkers 2k17#Darth Vader#Luke Skywalker#Star Wars#Episode V#The Empire Strikes Back#brb shitting myself
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ohtinylove

Reasons why Lando is the best character:

  •  He was an honourable smuggler
  • Repays his debts even when he doesn’t have to!!! (In the comics and to Han Solo)
  • He’s so cool. He even runs cool. Did you know you can get seduced by someone’s suave running? Neither did I.
  • FASHION
  • Has a sweet af mustache. guys i dont even like mustaches but he looks good ™
  • Smooth as hell, honestly I bet everybody he has met is a little bit in love with him
  • Was a legendary smuggler but left the business because it nearly got his friend killed and he decided it wasn’t worth it
  • Then worked his ass off to become the loyal and dedicated leader of Cloud City and a responsible man
  • LOYAL af!! To his friend Lobot, to the citizens of Cloud City, to his friends
  • Does his best under less than good circumstances
  • Calls people buddy 
  • The ultimate Bi-Icon
  • BRAVE! Stands up to Darth Vader! Who does that? Lando bc he’s the coolest!
  • Becomes a general in the resistance and leads the attack on the Death Star and saves the lives of everyone on that mission with his intuition! guys he SAVES THE GALAXY and i just. love him so much
  • Charming smile 
  • He’s just so good. Such a good person who lives by his morals, and works hard, and does his best at all times (and I’m willing to bet his best is 100% better than most other ppl)
  • I can’t stress how effortlessly cool he is. He embodies coolness with everything he does. He stands cool. He walks cool. He talks cool. He dresses cool. It’s just the best word to describe him and I can’t get over how cool he is.
#fuck yeah#Lando Calrissian#Star Wars#Episode V#The Empire Strikes Back#Episode VI#Return of the Jedi#holy trilogy#smooth mothafucka
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