Boys will be boys

never have i reblogged a audio post so quick before

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

one of my friends on facebook just said if the cinemas never reopen the last film he ever saw would be the sonic movie and i realized ‘that’d be a fun game’, rb this with what yours would be in the tags

This AU should not work as well as it does.

    ↪ The one where Richie kisses everyone

Jean Valjean showing up in court like

“Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”

“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”

“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.” 

“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”

okay but imagine little morgan yelling to tony about there being a spider in her tent thing so tony comes out to take care of it, and instead of there being a little spider or something there’s peter sitting there, surprising tony and pepper with visiting them from college

Tony whacks him with the newspaper anyways

Les Amis as Dril Tweets

Enjolras

Combeferre

Courfeyrac

Bahorel

Feuilly

Jehan

Joly

Bossuet

Grantaire

Marius

Cosette

Eponine

Musichetta

Gavroche

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

#I’ve spent the last five years building up an immunity to windex

Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!

Look I finally have gifs of my cosplay!

Source: {x}

Hey everybody guess what I learned today 

So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)

You wanna know what else this guy is known for?

Ya Know;;; Toto, the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa

*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*

can’t believe victor hugo canonically named all of them jean

THE SEWERS MADE IT ONTO JEOPARDY. THEY HAVE BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED AS THE TRUE MAIN CHARACTER.