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endless list of favourite scenes: mike and johnny reunion
#sure it wasn't; there was an eyelash on your face#your shiny-eyed pink-nosed face#right after you lifted him clear off the floor#nope you weren't affected at all; you were just worried about the chore wheel#everyone believes you pumpkin#Mike Warren#you're so cute#Johnny Tuturro#bromance#Graceland#1x06#Hair of the Dog
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“I…” “What’s up?” “Huh.”
BrainDead 1.06: tag urself im rochelle
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“I’ve had good nights, I’ve had bad nights, but I’ve never had…” “Yes, it was odd.” “I don’t know what it was.”
BrainDead 1.06: “Past as Prologue” - Watch Sunday nights at 10/9c on CBS!
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Okay… let’s do that.
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Anonymous asked:
I'm so confused there was no thrusting in the salami sex scene why would she tell him to go harder or faster please explain
network shows can show sex but not thrusting (don’t ask me, idk). i think they tried to play off of that (since it’s a funny scene) so she tells him to go harder/faster and he starts to be like “huh what” but then she’s like “yes that’s perfect” even though he didn’t move, hence his very ???? reaction
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Gareth “down for anything” Ritter
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“I wanna feel like I wasn’t being used last night.”
What do you want?
“For things to be normal. I wanna talk a joke and take you out to dinner and pay and then kiss you on your stoop one night, feel awkward about calling you the next day and then I talk to my friends and they say not to call because I’ll come across too vulnerable, but of course I call anyway and then we’re I dunno, happy? A little awkward on the phone again.”
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Driving out political extremist space bugs by having sex with Aaron Tveit is the real American Dream tbh
I really wanted to compliment Aaron on tonight’s episode on Twitter
but then I realized I couldn’t figure out how to do that without going “whaBAM, CARRY ME TO GLORY”
so I did a little thing called Closing the Tab and goodnight
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braindead: our cishet white couple is Original and Fresh and something you haven’t seen before
me: lmao okay whatever
cishet white couple: she gets infected with brain-eating alien bugs so she has him fuck her so hard the bugs fall out while she apathetically eats chocolate and salami and her friends sit in the other room listening; this whole scene set to “i think i love you” by the partridge family
me: you have my attention
#fuckin' YUP#brb shitting myself#I mean??#OKAY??#t h a n ks G a r e t h#but usually when you fuck the [blank] out of her [blank]? it's not usually [ants] and [ears]#that's a somewhat unusual game of Mad Libs ya got there#but like......Gareth Ritter: success record 100%? he found it weird but goddammit that doesn't stop champions#in case you're wondering I plan to recover sometime around Memorial Day 2022#BrainDead#Gareth Ritter#Laurel Healy#1x06
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Nothing… Just a note I was leaving.
#I see that they never really planned to allow me to recover from this episode#smooth move. wanna make sure your audience remains dead the entire time#having him detail his idea of a perfect date was a nice touch#I couldn't hear most of it though because I was already at the liquor store#uGH#Gareth Ritter#Laurel Healy#BrainDead#1x06
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#salamisex
#why THANK you I would LOVE to cry for the rest of my life#I keep watching her rip his shirt open and going ''waitwaitwait....aaaaand world peace. aaaaand malaria is cured. aaaand ozone's fixed.''#I just.......God is real#God is real and she loves us#let's all raise a glass to Mary Elizabeth and her S U P E R D I F F I C U L T J O B#I.....I am gonna die seven times before breakfast#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#too lazy and too tired and too.....ugh#fuck#yes sir whatever you want sir#I'll be in my bunk#get out of my house#Gareth Ritter#Laurel Healy#Aaron Tveit#Mary Elizabeth Winstead#BrainDead#1x06
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well, here it is
the salami sex scene from braindead
#I have.....so many thoughts and words and swear words and swear words in other languages and swear words I made up#see usually when you try to romance the lady you hope for different things to come out of the lady than leetle creepy bugs#but I mean hey as long as....something?? came?? out?? okay no I'm sorry I can't do it#I am not Fine and I will not be Fine so check back with me at the vernal equinox#and I mean at least he was trying?? he was like?? do you want like romantic or......no? just deli meat? ooooookay? but you heard that right#oh man if I ever stop crylaughing it'll be a goddamn miracle#THIS is the show I was promised#I just#what a time to be alive#amazing#I'm too lazy to tag all the things I am thinking#BrainDead#Laurel Healy#Gareth Ritter#1x06
I just wanna say I’m really glad they were eating the salami