I like shows about idiots

Desmond family dinner: happens once every six thousand years, in the void of nothingness, no words are exchanged, everyone’s blood pressure is through the roof, food is enjoyed by none, trauma is gained by all

Forger family dinner: “PAPA I WANNA HELP!!” “Anya do NOT touch the oven !!!!” Things are on fire and only half the time it’s Anya’s fault. Yor has accidentally made more poisonous dishes than actual chemists trying to poison people. Anya wants hamburgers every single night. Bond is trying to be helpful by keeping Yor away. Loid is ready to abandon this family any second. His child won’t stay still for any length of time. Franky keeps calling. Everything is pure chaos (and it’s so much better than silence)

One possible ending that I could see happening for Spy x Family is that. No one ever confesses to anything. Twilight finishes Operation Strix, and probably a still works as a spy in some capacity, but just…keeps living as Loid Forger. Sylvia knows this and works around it and he’s allowed to just keep living this life he’s created. Yor maybe stops being an assassin at one point. Loid and Yor go from ‘marriage of convenience’ to a real marriage. Yor never finds out he was a spy (but maybe she finds out Loid was never married and Anya is adopted.) Yor never reveals she married because she’s an assassin. They just adjust their lives in silence, without the other one knowing, so they can keep this little family. The shift from fake family to real isn’t dramatic and sudden, but caused by little choices, little changes. Until they wake up one day in the same bed, with their daughter who doesn’t feel like a fake daughter, and old secrets just don’t matter in the long run.

Okay but Nightfall proving that having attachments DOES make you stronger is the exact kind of thing Twilight needs to hear rn

Spy x Family mission 58 is insane and I love it, because we’re seeing that Bond is going to be one of the major players in cracking Twilight’s shell! He talks to Bond about missions (which probably helps), Bond helps him out, and that little snicker when Bond was wet???? Bond is going to be the thing that makes Twilight really crack!

I’ve caught up with the manga!!!! Now I can start reading them as they come out al that’s left is to finish catching up with the anime…then find a way to watch the movie…then I’ll have to get the video game…oh, and the prose book…