Desmond family dinner: happens once every six thousand years, in the void of nothingness, no words are exchanged, everyone’s blood pressure is through the roof, food is enjoyed by none, trauma is gained by all
Forger family dinner: “PAPA I WANNA HELP!!” “Anya do NOT touch the oven !!!!” Things are on fire and only half the time it’s Anya’s fault. Yor has accidentally made more poisonous dishes than actual chemists trying to poison people. Anya wants hamburgers every single night. Bond is trying to be helpful by keeping Yor away. Loid is ready to abandon this family any second. His child won’t stay still for any length of time. Franky keeps calling. Everything is pure chaos (and it’s so much better than silence)