I like shows about idiots

Stranger: *gesturing to Haymitch* is this man bothering you?

Effie: Yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this.

Mixed "nuts" 🥜

+ bonus wtf

Loki and friends + text posts (and other stuff) pt4

OH!! Why have I never thought about how excited the TARDIS would be to see Donna again!!!

Donna, shoving The Doctor aside immediately after their reunion hug: and HOW is my beautiful girl!!! I've missed you my darling!!!

TARDIS: *hums happily and starts glowing brighter*

MORE things that definitely happened on the Tardis during downtime

- ABBA’s gold album plays while Ten is tinkering with the console and him and Donna both scream sing along to “Chiquitita”

- This leads to:

Donna: Mamma Mia is such a good fuckin movie why did critics decry it. What did they have against fun.

Ten: Eh. I’m more into the second one.

Donna: thEre’S a seCOND ONE?!

*smash cut to them holding hands and sobbing in a theater during the My Love, My Life scene*

-Donna casually mentions that supposedly you can stick a lightbulb in your mouth but you can’t get it back out without breaking it and then she has to physically restrain Ten from doing that exact thing. 

-That gets dropped for about 2 days because they get Involved in something else but right after they’ve just had yet another near death encounter and saved people they’re both like. Are you still thinking about the lightbulb thing? I’m still thinking about the lightbulb thing. 

-they find lightbulb shaped chocolate molds and make them because otherwise it’s just gonna keep plaguing them they HAVE to know if it’s true. 

-pillow. and i cannot stress this enough. fort.

-one time they have to go grocery shopping for like. motor oil or some shit. It goes about as well as you expect for two dumbasses with too much free time and not enough impulse control

-items bought include: four(4) mega semi-automatic Nerf guns, $47.30 worth of candy, the biggest goddamn bean bean chair you’ve ever seen, a baby slitheen, and absolutely no motor oil, the thing they came for

-note: they did not buy the baby slitheen things just kind of happened and they do return it home. 

- skipping??? races??? this one is book CANON folks these two have apparently had skipping contests. Ten insists Donna cheated Donna insists you cannot actually cheap at skipping. I just want everyone to be aware of this

-One time Ten walks into Donna decorating Wilf and singing “Oh Christmas Wilf”. Conversation as follows

Ten: what’s going on? I thought you hated Christmas?

Donna and Wilf: we thought it’d be fun

*cue Ten placing tinsel on Wilf’s antlers as all three of them sing “oh how he shines so brightly”*

-Donna is poking about and finds the Tardis manual. Bored out of her mind because something something space vortex trapping them she wasn’t paying attention she reads a part of it and goes on to fix the Chameleon Circuit. Once they finally get outside and see the Tardis blending in, both of them respond with

“Wait how did you even manage to do that?” “I’ve fixed a LOT of printers in my day and honestly this was easier.”

-Ten teaches Donna to knit. Together they make a scarf for Wilf :)

-FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS!! They make them for each other and neither of them are masters at it but if anyone says anything they’re both like “Back off I’m wearing it forever”. (To this day they both have their bracelets and sometimes wear them as a comfort item, though Donna’s not sure where hers came from or why she’s so attached to it)

-Donna keeps unknowingly incorporating items from Ten’s past incarnations into her wardrobe. The Tardis will just be like *places black leather jacket in front of Donna* and Donna will be like “oh fuckin sick”. Really the Tardis is Droppin Hints and it makes Ten dsjhdsjfh every time.

-They spend a frankly embarrassing amount of hours coming up with and perfecting a secret handshake. 

Jack: Something wrong, Mayor?

The Mayor: Well, it’s just…having a girlfriend isn’t going to distract you from your work and Halloween, right? 

Jack, who hasn’t done anything all day but scribble hearts on his paper while thinking about Sally: ……no, definitely not..

Sylvie offering Loki her hand: don’t overthink it

Loki, already planning the wedding: far too late

There is so much star trek that I thinks it’s your right as a fan to pretend some of it doesn’t exist. If I want to pretend generations didn’t happen that’s my business

Found a homemade meme while going through my folder asdgdjk

one of my favorite things to think about is Sarek/Amanda. Amanda spending months trying to get Sarek’s attention. Amanda researching vulcan expressions and gestures so she knows how to read any sign of emotion Sarek ever shows. Amanda buying Sarek dinner and courting him and calling him and eventually all out loving him with everything she has. Amanda being afraid that it’s all for nothing until finally she reaches out one day to hold his hand and he doesn’t pull away. and sarek’s face is tinged green but he doesn’t pull away and that is the happiest moment ever for either of them.

Tiers of "it's basically canon":

mcqueen to doc that day in radiator springs court:

I know that like, technically they’re fighting in this scene… but look how patiently he’s listening to her in that first gif and how he makes her smile in the last one. and like, look at how they’re sitting. LOOK. SHE IS PRACTICALLY SITTING ON HIS LAP IF NOT ACTUALLY ON HIS LAP. WHAT IS GOING ON.

Natasha: Bruce, look, we´re under a mistletoe.

Bruce: *Looks up* That´s not a mistletoe.

Bruce: *wakes up at 4am* SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME