Due to personal reasons I will be court martialed and shot at dawn by an unfair military show trial
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
i think the worst part of trying not to worry anyone is when you're legit sad but don't want to tell anyone because, as we previously established, you do not want to worry them
like i can't tell anyone i wanna kms right now because i don't want anyone to worry!!!!!!!!!!!! but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not doing great (i will not kill myself) (i just want to)
telling myself it gets better because i have lived through this before except i legitimately want to die right now
jacking off and then going to do the daily wordle
this is the place where i post concerning things so that no one will get concerned so anyways. you guys ever eat only 1-2 meals a day in an attempt to save money. also my roommates are incapable of keeping this apartment clean and non-bug infested. i want to krill myself but i have to stay positive. or something.
i'm just going to keep a running track of my Twistetchi progress here because so far the guide i see online is only mildly accurate
FIRST RUN
- fed Grim mostly tuna and some macaroons
- played ONE magic history lesson just checking what each selection was (passed but not perfect)
- otherwise played a handful of potions lessons (all perfect)
- Grim got annoyed occasionally at me not checking on him (do not wait until he makes noise to check on him, or still interact even when you check him and he does his happy animations unless you are aiming for characters that are obtained through neglect)
RESULT: fucking Rook.
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Rook is said to be obtainable through Good care, Around 5 magic history lessons, and around 7 potions lessons. Is 1 really "around" 5 🤨?
SECOND RUN
- fed Grim ONLY tuna
- played ONLY potions lessons, potentially less than 10, all perfect games
- interacted with Grim more, only one or two times he felt neglected
RESULT: Azul
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Azul is said to be obtainable through Good care, and:
- Less than 5 games for magic history (i suppose zero... IS less than...)
- Less than 10 games for potions (i was not counting how many i played, i will keep track this time)
will update with how my current run goes
i couldn't keep track of my potions games (had to take my gecko to the vet) anyways
THIRD RUN
fucking Rook again. i will be better this time.
WELL. GUYS. I APOLOGIZE. I WILL NO LONGER BE KEEPING THIS LOG.
FOURTH RUN
I GOT WHO I WANTED SOOO
HOW TO GET IDIA:
Good care (potentially average, Grim got up to 3 flames before i knocked them down - i was at a concert last night)
At least 20 potions lessons (i had 23, you can potentially be close to 20 and still get him but not sure - ALL of mine were perfect games, i'm not sure if that's necessary)
HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI:
Idia: Average to Good Care, only potions lessons (no amount of lessons is listed - they need to amend this)
UPDATE:
i accidentally killed Idia because i slept over 24 hours due to Depressed
the good news?
i reset it and then also slept again BUT.
I learned how to get Jack mf Howl
i didn't know how because on the Tamagotchi wiki there is QUITE LITERALLY NO ENTRY FOR HIM JUST A PIC LIKE BRUH
Anyways i think it's probably average to good care (potentially bad to average) and NO classes. not a single one. i didn't do any. i forgor and then slept.
perhaps Epel is obtained the same way but with good-perfect care? he's the only other one without an entry on the Tamagotchi wiki. if Jack dies i'll let y'all know
rip Idia, gone but never forgotten.
i'm just going to keep a running track of my Twistetchi progress here because so far the guide i see online is only mildly accurate
FIRST RUN
- fed Grim mostly tuna and some macaroons
- played ONE magic history lesson just checking what each selection was (passed but not perfect)
- otherwise played a handful of potions lessons (all perfect)
- Grim got annoyed occasionally at me not checking on him (do not wait until he makes noise to check on him, or still interact even when you check him and he does his happy animations unless you are aiming for characters that are obtained through neglect)
RESULT: fucking Rook.
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Rook is said to be obtainable through Good care, Around 5 magic history lessons, and around 7 potions lessons. Is 1 really "around" 5 🤨?
SECOND RUN
- fed Grim ONLY tuna
- played ONLY potions lessons, potentially less than 10, all perfect games
- interacted with Grim more, only one or two times he felt neglected
RESULT: Azul
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Azul is said to be obtainable through Good care, and:
- Less than 5 games for magic history (i suppose zero... IS less than...)
- Less than 10 games for potions (i was not counting how many i played, i will keep track this time)
will update with how my current run goes
i couldn't keep track of my potions games (had to take my gecko to the vet) anyways
THIRD RUN
fucking Rook again. i will be better this time.
WELL. GUYS. I APOLOGIZE. I WILL NO LONGER BE KEEPING THIS LOG.
FOURTH RUN
I GOT WHO I WANTED SOOO
HOW TO GET IDIA:
Good care (potentially average, Grim got up to 3 flames before i knocked them down - i was at a concert last night)
At least 20 potions lessons (i had 23, you can potentially be close to 20 and still get him but not sure - ALL of mine were perfect games, i'm not sure if that's necessary)
HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI:
Idia: Average to Good Care, only potions lessons (no amount of lessons is listed - they need to amend this)
i'm just going to keep a running track of my Twistetchi progress here because so far the guide i see online is only mildly accurate
FIRST RUN
- fed Grim mostly tuna and some macaroons
- played ONE magic history lesson just checking what each selection was (passed but not perfect)
- otherwise played a handful of potions lessons (all perfect)
- Grim got annoyed occasionally at me not checking on him (do not wait until he makes noise to check on him, or still interact even when you check him and he does his happy animations unless you are aiming for characters that are obtained through neglect)
RESULT: fucking Rook.
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Rook is said to be obtainable through Good care, Around 5 magic history lessons, and around 7 potions lessons. Is 1 really "around" 5 🤨?
SECOND RUN
- fed Grim ONLY tuna
- played ONLY potions lessons, potentially less than 10, all perfect games
- interacted with Grim more, only one or two times he felt neglected
RESULT: Azul
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Azul is said to be obtainable through Good care, and:
- Less than 5 games for magic history (i suppose zero... IS less than...)
- Less than 10 games for potions (i was not counting how many i played, i will keep track this time)
will update with how my current run goes
i couldn't keep track of my potions games (had to take my gecko to the vet) anyways
THIRD RUN
fucking Rook again. i will be better this time.
i'm just going to keep a running track of my Twistetchi progress here because so far the guide i see online is only mildly accurate
FIRST RUN
- fed Grim mostly tuna and some macaroons
- played ONE magic history lesson just checking what each selection was (passed but not perfect)
- otherwise played a handful of potions lessons (all perfect)
- Grim got annoyed occasionally at me not checking on him (do not wait until he makes noise to check on him, or still interact even when you check him and he does his happy animations unless you are aiming for characters that are obtained through neglect)
RESULT: fucking Rook.
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Rook is said to be obtainable through Good care, Around 5 magic history lessons, and around 7 potions lessons. Is 1 really "around" 5 🤨?
SECOND RUN
- fed Grim ONLY tuna
- played ONLY potions lessons, potentially less than 10, all perfect games
- interacted with Grim more, only one or two times he felt neglected
RESULT: Azul
- HOW THIS DIFFERS FROM THE TAMAGOTCHI WIKI GUIDE: Azul is said to be obtainable through Good care, and:
- Less than 5 games for magic history (i suppose zero... IS less than...)
- Less than 10 games for potions (i was not counting how many i played, i will keep track this time)
will update with how my current run goes
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when i go look at all the OCs children i've made with lilydiary because i'm not drawing every mf kid from scratch, it is so apparent that i
1. have a breeding kink and want people to tell that man to get off my OCs and
2. i fucking love designing characters which is the other half of why every ship ends up with six kids
the funniest part is i don't always necessarily have 1 OC to 1 character, i just make my one OC either
1. fuck the entire town and mother a whole generation like some kind of brood mother or
2. these are all branching story lines and which character she "ends up" with is dependent entirely on who i'm in the mood to imagine her with
i am slowly making new OCs so that i don't have to make a single girl bang seven dudes and pop out 20+ kids but it's FICTION let me LIVE i can do what i want and it's fun to imagine her cooking in a giant wok for an entire platoon of children
i'm so deadass these women are vessels for my kink, love for character design, love for naming things, and enjoyment of genetics
when i go look at all the OCs children i've made with lilydiary because i'm not drawing every mf kid from scratch, it is so apparent that i
1. have a breeding kink and want people to tell that man to get off my OCs and
2. i fucking love designing characters which is the other half of why every ship ends up with six kids
the funniest part is i don't always necessarily have 1 OC to 1 character, i just make my one OC either
1. fuck the entire town and mother a whole generation like some kind of brood mother or
2. these are all branching story lines and which character she "ends up" with is dependent entirely on who i'm in the mood to imagine her with
i am slowly making new OCs so that i don't have to make a single girl bang seven dudes and pop out 20+ kids but it's FICTION let me LIVE i can do what i want and it's fun to imagine her cooking in a giant wok for an entire platoon of children
you know i'm in the mf trenches when i bust out "tyler joseph no phun intended" in the youtube search
high watching kitchen nightmares and snacking lets goooooooo