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she's who the people who aren't racist were talking about
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the thing about the story of cain and abel is that i can’t blame cain in the slightest because if nobody had died before and i was unaware there would be consequences to my actions i would’ve been smashing rocks over my brother’s head since day one. honestly the fact that either of them lasted as long as they did without clobbering the other is a miracle within itself
that's why god let him off with being hairy and flat forever
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Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story
the lies won't stop
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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling
Thought this said got off on a video call with my grandma.
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I firmly believe that most negative qualities can be positive under the correct circumstances.
In an effort to become a more positive person, I do my best to apply this belief in the way that I think and speak about myself.
Which is why, lady at the thrift store, when you asked about all the fake plants in my basket, I said,
"Yeah, I'm really good at killing things"
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lmao got my first job 2 months ago and they gave me a think pad so I hope not
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when he sucking you off scary style
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found on a fabric store shelf
I know it was you because you wrote your name
did you just accuse me of being joe biden
"found"
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!
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i did something bad ….
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please come to brazil Penis Prager
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Chefchaoun, Morocco
here's how Biden can still win
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The irony of doing deforestation in a land that already has nearly no forests, only to place some giant bird-killing things there in the name of “green energy.” Don’t let me even get started about how much harmful manufacturing processes need to take place to make wind turbines.
>the trees that were cut down were a commercial crop that would have been cut down regardless
>this was over a 20 year period that they planted 272 million more trees
>That 14 million is less than 1% of the total woodland area in scotland
Forestry and Land Scotland (FLS) confirmed to Full Fact that an estimated 13.9 million trees were felled for wind farms on land that it managed (which is about 10% of Scotland’s land and one third of its forests).
But it also said that over the same period 272 million trees were planted in Scotland by all land managers (not just FLS). This number does not include replanting commercial trees that have been felled, and on average FLS plants 25 million trees per year of this type.
FLS added that, “To date, the amount of woodland removed across Scotland’s national forests and land (managed by FLS) for windfarm development is not even 1 per cent of the total woodland area managed by FLS.”
People wanna hate renewable energy so fucking bad.
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found on a fabric store shelf
I know it was you because you wrote your name
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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad
This is iron clad erasure
flammably clad
Might start rewriting song lyrics to be aggressively sexual, but only where the original songs were aggressively sexual.