Sunny side up! 🍳

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

emperor

#2, Brute?

new favorite brand of humor:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

when I get embarrassed I blush very visibly and my friend (who I happened to have a massive crush on) found this very amusing. so every time she or anyone else made an innuendo or a dirty joke she would look directly at me and wink, which made me Weak

all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while

When you find a bra that fits

I made a good, good wallpaper

The TAZ fandom: But Merle should hate Kravitz for causing him to lose an arm

Merle: Hah, I like that guy

Merle, having just learned he was forced to forget 100+ years of his life by someone he considered a friend: WHOA hey guys, don’t overreact, anyway can I hug Lucretia or would that be weird

Merle “incapable of holding a grudge” Highchurch, greeting the personification of nihilism who is hell-bent on destroying all of reality and who has personally killed him 50+ times: Oh hey buddy watcha up to

Merle taking to an innocent 10 year old boy detective:

a little survey: reblog if you just need a hug right now

spotify discover weekly playlist: You like shitty indie bands where the male lead vocalist can’t sing and so he overcompensates by singing in a kind of silly overenunciated voice and the background is some clumsy fingerpicking and he says Fuck a lot, right ?