Actual Fright Night review. (Mostly just me objectifying the actors, with some real review and slight spoilers thrown in)

I loved it. Probably even more then the original. But to be fair, I am biased. I fucking love Anton Yelchin.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse was awesome, as always, although I wish there could have been more of him. The story itself was good and I loved the actual scary vampires, the setting (Las Vegas) and the darkness to it.

Also, Dave Franco...dude, you are short. Either that, or Anton is just REALLY tall. But, I don't care....I would still have sex with your eyebrows you.

Colin Farrell.......HOT. Also, sir...are you aware that you eyefuck everyone? I MEAN EVERYONE. Every man and woman and who the fuck ever that you came into contact with in this movie, you eyefucked....you can't help it. I fucking love that.

And finally, David Tennant. CAN I JUST? This part was perfect, you are perfect, everything was just.....UNF...I HAVE NO WORDS. I am so glad that they decided to go with a younger actor and someone who was a bit douchey...as opposed to the older, washed up magician, like in the original. IT WORKED.