Pure Imagination

Venom: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Eddie: Making four accounts.

Venom, tearing up: Really...?

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

a single fried shrimp just ran out of the restaurant sobbing

Yes but also:

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

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If this doesn’t go viral, I’ll kms

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