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Stab Fest: Return of the Stab

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A Dean/Cas Bang dedicated to a little stabbing between friends. Quick Links
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GREETINGS STABBERS and proto-stabbers and those of you who are maybe a little stab-curious.

Stabfest is a Bang and a Reverse Bang at the same time--with a dash of free-for-all. The time for claims has come, and after a lovely first round, we are opening up claims to the public!

There are artists and authors waiting for YOU to claim their pitches!

(some of these pitches are rated Explicit or Mature; if you're under 18, please avert your eyes.)

Like something you see?

Don't feel up to claiming anything? Then please signal boost with a reblog! (We will turn off reblogs when all pitches are claimed.)

The minimums are small (1,500 words/1 art image) and posting runs from December 15th to the 22nd.

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GREETINGS STABBERS and proto-stabbers and those of you who are maybe a little stab-curious.

Stabfest is a Bang and a Reverse Bang at the same time--with a dash of free-for-all. The time for claims has come, and after a lovely first round, we are opening up claims to the public!

There are artists and authors waiting for YOU to claim their pitches!

(some of these pitches are rated Explicit or Mature; if you're under 18, please avert your eyes.)

Like something you see?

Don't feel up to claiming anything? Then please signal boost with a reblog! (We will turn off reblogs when all pitches are claimed.)

The minimums are small (1,500 words/1 art image) and posting runs from December 15th to the 22nd.

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It's October. Let's make sure we remember what's important.

Leaves changing colors, weather growing cool, knee high boots and comfy sweaters and pumpkin spice... and STABBING.

STABFEST 3: RETURN OF THE STAB is looking for authors, artists, anyone to create fanworks featuring a STAB between either Dean and Cas or any two canonically female characters.

October is a busy month for fandom, but don't forget to prepare your rough drafts for the deadline October 30th. Our minimums are small and the timeline is short and sweet.

If you absolutely can't manage another fanevent this month, not even one wafer thin mint bang, then sign up to be a catcher!

Claims happens on November 5th.* Posting runs from December 15th-22nd.

* subject to change because that is going to be a very intense Tuesday 😬

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GREETINGS STABBERS

If you had previously looked at the schedule, you may have noticed that pitcher sign-ups closed on September 25th.

That was a lie.

Sign-ups are OPEN and we want YOU.

is stabfest a bang? yes. is it a reverse bang? yes! is it open to non-traditional works and non-traditional claims pairings such as fic4fic? YES!

THE THEME IS STAB THE MINIMUMS ARE SMOL THE PAIRINGS ARE DEAN/CAS OR ANY FEMSLASH PAIRING

Claims happens on November 5th; Posting runs from December 15th-22nd.

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you wanna join deancas stabfest…. you wanna join deancas stabfest sO bad imagine the thrill…. the rush of power….. the clandestine fellowship of the deranged….. and all it requires is one little sacrifice of BLOOD the time and effort it takes to create art or write 1,500+ words of DEAN STABBING CAS

SIGN UPS OPEN SEPTEMBER 18TH

seeking further esoteric knowledge? check out these links:

CLICK HERE to be sent email reminders

Stabfest 3: Return of the Stab is bringing you a ~vintage promo post from our first year.

The vibes are the same, but now we have FEMSLASH and NON-TRADITIONAL FANWORKS!

See here for more information on how Stabfest 3 is different from previous years.

(you don't have to wait until the 18th)

Minimum requirements:

  • Text - 1,500 words
  • Art - 1 image
  • Audio/Video - 60 seconds

Sign ups for pitchers close September 25th; Claims happens on November 5th; Posting runs from December 15th-22nd.

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STABFEST 3: RETURN OF THE STAB

Hello lovely stabbers!

September 1st is upon us again, and with it comes A NEW ROUND OF STABFEST.

Some things are the same as previous years:

  • Each work must contain a STAB between either Dean and Cas (a la Lazarus Rising) or between two or more female SPN characters.
  • There will be a claims process to match up pitchers and catchers--but we're not limited to fic first like a regular bang or art first like a reverse bang. You can do either, or both!

Some things are different:

  • We're no longer limited to just fic or art! You can create any kind of fanwork your heart desires--as long as it can be displayed online. (Apologies to the perfume hobbyists. You are valid <3)
  • Fanworks which consist of multiple chapters or sections are now permitted to spread out posting! The posting period is still just 7 days long, so you can't keep the audience on tenterhooks forever, but it does give you some breathing room.
  • There is a NEW STICKER: Om Nom Nom! You get this sticker if your fanwork includes BITING. (The biting doesn't count as a stab. We just like it.) There may be a second sticker making its debut... but that depends on who loses the battle of wills between the mods.

We hope we get plenty of returning stabbers, and we're also happy to welcome any FRESH MEAT new people! Whether you're new to the fandom, new to the concept of bangs, or a crusty old veteran who just didn't have time for us before--come on in, and spread the word!

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STABFEST: RETURN OF THE STAB

Stabfest is BACK, baby! We're sci-fi, we're high fantasy, we're STABBY, and we're SO. MUCH. MORE.

We are looking for SPN fanworks where Dean and Cas or any two canonically female characters STAB EACH OTHER.

We used to say this was a bang and a reverse bang at the same time--but that just wasn't chaotic enough. Now it's a free for all! Ficcers claiming ficcers. Filkers claiming cosplayers. Artists claiming cake decorators. And if you want to go the traditional bang or reverse bang route, THAT'S OKAY, TOO.

Minimum requirements:

  • Text - 1,500 words
  • Art - 1 image
  • Audio/Video - 60 seconds

That's smol. So doable. Certainly easier than saving Middle-earth!

Sign ups for pitchers close September 25th; Claims happens on November 5th; Posting runs from December 15th-22nd.

Charlie Bradbury would want you to.

See the introductory promo post for highlights on this year vs. previous years.

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STABFEST 3: RETURN OF THE STAB

Hello lovely stabbers!

September 1st is upon us again, and with it comes A NEW ROUND OF STABFEST.

Some things are the same as previous years:

  • Each work must contain a STAB between either Dean and Cas (a la Lazarus Rising) or between two or more female SPN characters.
  • There will be a claims process to match up pitchers and catchers--but we're not limited to fic first like a regular bang or art first like a reverse bang. You can do either, or both!

Some things are different:

  • We're no longer limited to just fic or art! You can create any kind of fanwork your heart desires--as long as it can be displayed online. (Apologies to the perfume hobbyists. You are valid <3)
  • Fanworks which consist of multiple chapters or sections are now permitted to spread out posting! The posting period is still just 7 days long, so you can't keep the audience on tenterhooks forever, but it does give you some breathing room.
  • There is a NEW STICKER: Om Nom Nom! You get this sticker if your fanwork includes BITING. (The biting doesn't count as a stab. We just like it.) There may be a second sticker making its debut... but that depends on who loses the battle of wills between the mods.

We hope we get plenty of returning stabbers, and we're also happy to welcome any FRESH MEAT new people! Whether you're new to the fandom, new to the concept of bangs, or a crusty old veteran who just didn't have time for us before--come on in, and spread the word!

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Stab Fest Sticker Guide

Law Boy Sam: The entry does not contain what would, generally, be considered to be a STAB, but if you look at the technicalities, it totally counts. Participants may need to argue their case before the mods. Curly powdered wigs optional.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: The entry is part of series.

Uno/NO U reverse: Cas stabs Dean, rather than Dean stabbing Cas

Cannon of Canon Complicity: The entry is not an AU. This may mean the entry invokes Thee Original 4x01 stab, or simply that it's canonverse.

Stab Stab: Multiple stabs >:)

St. Stabastian: Entries which invoke St. Sebastian imagery. Introduced in 2023.

2 Girls 1 Stab: We've decided to add femslash to this Dean/Cas event. All femslash works get this. Introduced in 2023.

Crying Misha: The entry invokes an "actor AU" such as the episode The French Mistake, in which Misha and/or Jensen appear as characters rather than Castiel or Dean. May or may not invoke Misha getting stabbed in an alley.

Rebar of Shame: The entry invokes the 15x20 rebar impalement rather than (or in addition to) the 4x01 knife stab.

Om Nom Nom: The entry involves a bite. [Design Pending]

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HONK HONK! A SECOND ROUND OF CLAIMS HAS OPENED.

Hello SPN fan, are you an artist? Writer? Interpretive dancer? Whatever your choice of fanwork, you're more than welcome to join us!

We had a BLOW-OUT number of submissions, and after the first round of claims, we still have pitches waiting to be claimed. Our previously signed-up catchers got their pick, so now it's time to give the rest of you a shot.

This isn't your normal bang. ANY KIND of fanwork will do--keeping in mind the pitcher's preferences, of course. We've got fics, fanart, podcast trailer, baked goods... Check them out here:

(Feel free to play around with the filters and sorting options. There is a LOT going on here.)

If any of those fanworks inspire you, put together a list of their numbers in order of preference and submit this form:

You will be required to create one (1) fanwork based on your choice. The minimum requirement for written works is 1,500 words, for visual works is one image, and for audiovisuals is 30 seconds. For all other kinds, you are free from the tyranny of numbers--but please make a good faith effort.

50% drafts are due on August 4th. Final drafts are due on August 21st.

Follow @crack-in-the-chassis for updates and check out the INTRO POST for further information.

Please excuse a rare non-stabby post. Crack in the Chassis (like Stabfest before) is a victim of its own success, and needs a LOT of catchers! Please take a look at the gallery and see if anything catches your eye. Posting will end before Stabfest begins. If you don't feel like signing up, consider signal boosting as well. Ty Stabbers!

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What's a little stabbing among friends?

Its 1985, Bobby and Rufus are working a case and bickering, as per usual, although half-heartedly on Rufus' part. Rufus is trying really hard to abide by his decision "to be nice." Bobby smirked a bit and wondered when the conviction would pass when Rufus told him. So far, Bobby could see when a snarky comment or cutting insult would have slipped up and he saw how Rufus choked it back. Rufus would bite his lips together and swallow the insult down with a grimace like a reluctant child choking down cod liver oil. Bobby wanted to congratulate him on the small progress, but a wicked streak held him back. The thought of a silent game where Rufus thinks Bobby isn't noticing his valiant struggles sounded more entertaining. So, Bobby feigns ignorance over his friend's choking attempt at civility. And he needles the guy, mercilessly, as well.

They're hunting a shapeshifter with machetes and Bowie knives for close quarters. The blades at their belts and the machetes across their backs. This one is more slippery than they thought possible--especially for a walking goo glob. As soon as one skin is found the creature is gone. Rufus is getting frustrated. Bobby is too--a little bit, but mostly he's entertained with the Shakespearean play of torture on Rufus' face.

They finally corner the creature in a narrow hallway, Bobby in front and Rufus kitty corner to the only escape route. Bobby plunges the Bowie knife into the screeching creature's belly in an attempt to hobble it, but Rufus already went in for the stab--one already in the back.

The creature howls. Rufus growls and swings a machete backhanded across the shifter's skull, splitting it in half. The two gloppy slabs of flesh fall to the ground like so much ground chuck.

Bobby straightens up, glad his partner is still a quick draw despite the lack of cutting remarks, but Rufus stays doubled over.

"You son-of-a-bitch," he mutters. Bobby has to laugh. "Broke that streak, huh?" Rufus stands up. Red drips from his stomach and a constipated snarl is on his lips. "You stabbed me," he says, calmly, and then blows air out of his nose like a stalled bull. Bobby feels the blood drain from his face at his clumsiness, but also a little wiggle of pride at Rufus' restraint. He shrugs.

"Well," he scoffs in an attempt to keep things cool, "What's a little stabbing among friends?"

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@lazarus-rose wrote a WHOLE NEW FIC for Ides of STAB!!!

Finally, Dean looks at the demon. As loath as Dean is to admit it, he is still beautiful—blood stains perfectly tanned skin, his blue eyes remain vibrant and alert no matter how much pain Dean inflicts, and dark hair wet from blood, sweat and holy water is beginning to form cute little curls. Those brilliant sapphire blue eyes regard Dean as he approaches and plush lips slowly curve into a smile. Dean watches him carefully—the trap he’s in the centre of is supposed to be extra strong, reinforced by the metal hexagram the demon’s chained to, but Dean wouldn’t put it past this bastard to find a way to escape. He’s proven to be slippery during the months Dean has spent hunting him down. The demon doesn’t flinch when the knife presses a few inches under his ribs, the tip just shy of slicing into skin. “You’re gonna let my brother out of his contract,” Dean growls, using the little bit of height he has on the demon to glare down at him. The demon merely raises an eyebrow. “Oh, I will, will I?” Dean answers by sticking the knife deep into his stomach. The demon shrieks, his head thrown back. The whole room shakes, Dean’s bones rattling in sympathy, and one of the lights overhead explodes, showering sparks down onto the floor. Still, the trap holds, and eventually, the scream ends. The demon looks at Dean, his blue eyes now black. Dean can feel every twitch of his muscles and every contraction of his organs through the knife still embedded in his belly.

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