Marvel: *refuses to release the Civil War trailer*

Entire fandom:

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

i feel so weird saying my own name

top 5 signs with a resting bitch face problem

1. Scorpio 2. Leo 3. Aquarius 4. Virgo 5. Taurus

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.” “One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

omg

Mel B is baffled by Richard Ayoade.

#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time

Welcome to the cat parade

someone tell gerard

sometimes i like to think that i navigated puberty really well

(photo by cami rose)

plot twist:

(photo by cami rose)

nah son you can’t be hot in both genders that’s cheating

Where is the lie?

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20