say what you will but thats peak romance

Wolverine is ageless.

pack it up, everyone. nothing has ever or will ever top this stupid, perfect joke.

Tiny unit 

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PITCH PERFECT MOVIES (2012–2017) beca mitchell + chloe beale

one thing they don’t tell you about tumblr is you gotta look out for the spike traps

Yeah man, it's a problem. A little more about it under the cut, i don't wanna clog your dash.

not impressed

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“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

Oh….

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

hey you know what i learned today that’s the funniest fact in the world

vibe check! [falls recklessly in love with you]

Happy Hobbit Day!

And happy birthday Bilbo Baggins and Frodo Baggins!

Hobbit Day is a name used for September 22 in reference to its being the birthday of the hobbits Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, two fictional characters in J. R. R. Tolkien’s popular set of books The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Bilbo was born in the year of 2890 and Frodo in the year of 2968 in the Third Age.

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen