Spring Awakening

*sheds a tear*

there are only two genders: broadway actors who were on smash and broadway actors who were on glee

this is broadway actors who were on law and order erasure

All broadway actors were on law and order

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who aren’t actors

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who can’t sing for shit

Shoutout out to all the theatre kids who have two left feet

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have never seen a broadway show live

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have only ever seen the bootlegs

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are techies

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are stage managers

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are pit members

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are into the hella popular musicals

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are into musicals that no one has ever even heard of

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who always get the ensemble parts

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are costume directors and helpers

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who do crew and build the sets

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who support local theatre

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who don’t like musicals and just support plays

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who don’t like Shakespeare

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have now evolved into theatre adults!!!

Let’s celebrate all these lovely musicals together and stop the hate 😊😊😊

Edit: I added a few that people added in reblogs

add your own!!

Blaine deciding to transfer from his elite private school to some nowheresville public school so he could be with his boyfriend and his parents were never even mentioned

when tina knocked her head on the bottom of a fountain and woke up as rachel

i finally watched the video

SO MY FRIEND TRIED GETTING SIRI TO CALL HER “MELCHIOR GABOR”

IT WAS A TERRIBLE TIME FOR HER BUT THE RESULTS ARE GR E A T

Unrelated but I feel like Melchior would get a Twitter just to correct people

“Melchi” does not exist

No it is forever and always “Milky”

And last, but not least, Melchior’s fursona

WAIT

Siri wasn’t so great with Hansi either

@janes-magical-khaki-world

@milkywhore-mcsnore this is the ONE (1) thing we are united in: siri’s abominable abuse of our names

I thought of this last night and couldn’t stop thinking about it all day

reminder that every night after the “mesmerized by penis and vagina” “well, i am!” bit, daniel durant would go offstage after touch me and ask alex boniello if they laughed because he wanted to make sure they laughed at his funny moment and every night alex would say yes (because you know they laughed) and daniel would smile

Finally we can live in peace.

I did another one