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Scrap Spirit - Confetti Cake
OOAK handmade art doll
I’ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them “the body of Christ”. Is this heresy or blasphemy?
A rare occasion where it's both! Animals can't receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren't a priest, so you aren't allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!
I want your dad to become the pope
You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?
i’m sorry i still think this is one of the funniest lines written for anything ever
Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)
IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it
Maryland Hatsune Miku + Baltimore edition
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“Don’t like❤️ any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don’t even remember my last 40 posts.”
…They’re always reblogging but they never post… and the ones that do post…they never reply… you never see them follow… they’re always liking… no one ever queues but they’re always… they’re always reblogging but they never post…
Hey, reblog this post.
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