no ma'am, it's an iron

My favorite horror movie theme is “guys attempt to kill people during a home invasion, are outnumbered by one woman who systematically murders them all”

and this is Malcolm and Jamie in the 80s

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

he is here

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”

Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Gangster Rap

They should make a show where they get people who talk about toxins and cleanses and things like that to describe how they think the human body works and a man with a whiteboard draws anatomy diagrams live based on their testimony.