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the signs when angry

“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra
*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn
*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES
*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini
*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius
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how to turn the signs on

Aries: summon a couple hundred demons to be their servants and you’ll be off to a decent start

Taurus: only ancient Gregorian chants can excite Tauruses

Gemini: inappropriately timed references to shows that have been off the air for years

Cancer: two words: Yugioh Cards

Leo: speak only in Latin

Virgo: only direct appeals to the Ancient Gods of old will appease a Virgo

Libra: the whispers of the void are more than enough already

Scorpio: Send them back to the dimension from which they came

Sagittarius: I dunno, advanced trigonometry?

Capricorn: you can’t turn a Capricorn on. I’m sorry, that’s just how it works.

Aquarius: science

Pisces: slap them with a fish. trust me it works. 

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The signs as Winnie the Pooh quotes

Aries: "As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen."
Taurus: "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
Gemini: "We'll be friends forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet. "Even longer." Pooh answered.
Cancer: "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever."
Leo: "If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1 day so I would never have to live a day without you."
Virgo: "I used to believe in forever, but now I think forever is too short."
Libra: "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
Scorpio: "The important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you."
Sagittarius: "Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved."
Capricorn: "Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
Aquarius: "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
Pisces: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
-A.A. Milne
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the signs as the 12 greek archetypes

aries: the hero; // proves themself through courageous acts, fears being seen as a coward, prone to moments of arrogance, competent and courageous
taurus: the orphan; // desires a connection with others, longs to fit in, has amazing empathy, sometimes is too easily taken advantage of
gemini: the magician; // a visionary with a goal to make things happen, can fall into a cycle of being manipulative easily, desires mutual understanding for the world
cancer: the lover; // spends time with places and people that they love, often emotional, strong desire to please others, desires intimacy and experience
leo: the ruler; // on a plight to be recognized for their achievements and achieve greatness, fears lack of control, wants to make their environment a happy one for their family/community
virgo: the caregiver; // inward desire to protect and care for others, fears ingratitude, insightful and compassionate, can allow their perfectionism to become martyrdom if they aren't careful
libra: the creator; // longs to create things with lasting value, tries to realize others visions, creates culture, indecisive on plan of action
scorpio: the rebel; // driven by passion, vengeful, leads revolutions against wrong-doers, strong sense of moral but often commits crime while trying to make things better, longs to overturn inefficiency
sagittarius: the jester; // lives in the moment with the desire for full enjoyment, aims to lighten up the world around them, tells hilarious jokes, mis-seen as a practical joker
capricorn: the sage; // uses intelligence and wisdom to understand the world and enlighten others, seeks information, fears being misled
aquarius: the explorer; // hates being fenced in, wants the freedom to explore themselves by exploring their world & to experience a more fulfilling life, can become isolated if their wanderlust isn't kept in check
pisces: the innocent; // wants freedom of self for everyone, ultimately desires happiness, tries to do the right thing and fears accidental wrongdoing, optimistic, misunderstood as boring for moments of naivety
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100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk
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The Signs as Musicals

Aries: Chicago
Taurus: Something Rotten!
Gemini: Matilda
Cancer: Newsies
Leo: The Lion King
Virgo: The Book of Mormon
Libra: Pippin
Scorpio: Wicked
Sagittarius: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Capricorn: Mama Mia
Aquarius: Fun Home
Pisces: Finding Neverland
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the sign's kinks

Aries: three-cheese pizza
Taurus: a stable relationship
Gemini: netflix and cuddling
Cancer: low college tuition
Leo: fuzzy socks
Virgo: friendship
Libra: getting 10 hours of sleep
Scorpio: good communication & trust
Sagittarius: watching sunsets by the ocean
Capricorn: getting paid
Aquarius: large blankets
Pisces: pasta
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The Signs As Monsters

Aries: Fast and deadly. They blend into the forest. Will kill you without making a sound. You won't see them until it's too late.
Taurus: Eyes like steel. Spikes stick out from their shoulders. They have a growl that makes your bones vibrate. You hear it before you see it.
Gemini: Red eyes and black feathers. They come come down from the sky in flocks and carry victims away in their claws. They hunt at twilight.
Cancer: They look like beautiful people, but their nails are too sharp and their hair is long and wild. They lure people to their deaths with their attractiveness and sweet voices.
Leo: Giant beasts that tower over the trees. Bright scales and rows of teeth. They have a ferocious roar that shakes the ground. They enjoy stepping on people but are careful to not hurt other monsters.
Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.
Libra: Slithers in trees with glistening scales. They strangle passing humans and eat them whole.
Scorpio: Very very fast. You only see a passing shadow. If you feel a sharp pinch then you're already doomed. It only takes a few moments for the poison to set in.
Sagittarius: Bright eyes and gorgeous teeth. They float behind you and sing lullabies in a strange language until you fall asleep. You'll never wake up.
Capricorn: They decorate the forest with exotic flowers and grow vines from their tail. It will come at you from behind as you admire their work.
Aquarius: They look like humans with extra limbs. Too many arms and legs. Five eyes and no nose. Yet they move beautifully and aren't actually dangerous. People just fear them because they do not understand them.
Pisces: They move in packs and hiss at the moon. They have bright blue eyes and silver fur. They come at you from all directions.
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the signs as space things:

aries: asteroids
taurus: solar systems
gemini: supernovas
cancer: natural satellites
leo: constellations
virgo: stars
libra: galaxies
scorpio: dark matter
sagittarius: solar flares
capricorn: planets
aquarius: black holes
pisces: comets
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most intimidating things about the signs

*also check moon
Aries: the fact that they may take everything a little too personally and erupt in some short bursts of anger...you almost never know when you're gonna say something that offends them
Taurus: you can never get to them to change their stance or opinion on things..they can be extremely materialistic and possessive at times and so obsessed with their own comfort that if you try to change their routine...rip
Gemini: they're definitely charming to a fault, and often alternate between 'naughty' and 'nice'..they're the best at making comments that may appear sweet or innocent but actually meant to be catty or judgemental
Cancer: that they'll never tell you how they're really feeling and instead take all their emotions out on themselves. they'll seclude themselves into a bubble of negativity and mixed emotions and never let you in, often resulting in them appearing moody or even unnecessarily angry at times
Leo: one word: pride. they're pride may cause them to be stubborn, unnecessarily defensive, and domineering. they are extremely protective of their ego and will do absolutely ANYTHING to defend it. In the moments where they ego is challenged they may say hurtful things they don't mean and may forget them later
Virgo: how they are very critical of themselves and others. they are also very sharp tongued, quick, and calculative so if you get into an argument with them, they will always know where to hit you and how hard
Libra: how they're passive aggressive af. they will 'try' hard to hide they're feelings but they come off very transparent and moody at times. they can also change their personality to fit whoever they're with which is can be oddly comforting at times but also very confusing.
Scorpio: how controlling and aggressive they can be.. they're very slow to forget and slow to forgive. they are extremely intuitive and have the ability to size up anyone or any situation in a matter of seconds. they are very unpredictable and may appear silent while experiencing varying intense emotions of anger, despair, or sadness.
Sagittarius: their mouths!! they have no filter..you never know what they are gonna say to you next. their honesty and bluntness can be seen as either a blessing or a curse. they're prone to exaggerating and boasting due to their love for power and status
Capricorn: their pOKer FACE.. they make you wonder if they actually have emotions with how focused and calculative they can be. they have a natural sense to boss people around in the most affective matter..they can inadvertently end up belittling you when talking about their goals and motivations
Aquarius: they can effortlessly make you feel small with their high level of intellect. they require a lot of space and freedom to do what they like and may appear aloof at times
Pisces: that they care...a little bit too much..they can often let their emotions get the best of them and then turn into someone or something they're not. very unpredictable people who at times may appear act childish and innocent while they really have the ability to tear you into pieces
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the other side of the signs

aries: can be very soft, emotional. sometimes doubt themselves. feel unwanted, unloved. they are without a doubt strong people but sometimes they just need someone to make them feel alright again. cry over people who hurt them in the past sometimes. never really forget what others did to them.
taurus: overprotective and jealous because they doubt themselves as a partner. sometimes they feel not good enough. can get angry over little things. when in rage they may say things they don't really mean and regret later. focused on their goals so much that they are about to give them up after a little failure.
gemini: can be mean and bitter when hurt. wouldn't admit they're hurt. ignore people because they don't know how to express themselves sometimes. overthink things and panic. it takes them a lot of time to regain their strength. they look for a home in other people. they often feel misunderstood.
cancer: they can be hard as a rock. they give second chances but they know exactly that giving a third chance is foolish. they won't hurt those who hurt them but they will make sure the people who did them wrong know what they did. is normally a dreamy romantic but they have an iron skin to hide in when it all gets too much.
leo: sometimes they feel powerless, as if something was sucking their energy out of them. challenges that seem impossible can bring them to their knees. sometimes their "roar" is a soft, whispering voice. their pride can make them roar incredibly loud though. if they feel like you make fun of them you'll get to see their teeth and this is not how you want to experience them.
virgo: sometimes they are mean on purpose, hurt on purpose. they may try to control others emotionally. they do this to be let alone or to make someone stay. sometimes they feel lonely and down. they also create little worlds where they hide then. they can have problems with saying or even knowing what they want and it confuses them and makes them feel uncomfortable.
libra: they doubt themselves a lot. they sometimes feel like the failed first try of a painting. sometimes they are not as kind as nomally, sometimes they explode. they never forget what they deserve and they will do anything to get what they want. they use their elbows to get people out of their way if it's needed.
scorpio: they sometimes feel things they don't understand and it makes them feel depressed. sometimes they feel like no one on this planet is made to understand them. sometimes they regret things so much that they hate themselves for making those mistakes. it takes them a ot of strength to seem as strong as they are.
saggittarius: the longer they look for them, the more "flaws" they'll find in themselves. they are bright people who live in so many colours but sometimes all they see is black and white, maybe grey. sometimes deep thoughts keep them awake and although they usually have many friends they don't know who to talk to. then they feel like the whole word has given up on them. they are known as funny, charming people but sometimes they feel like they're carrying the weight of everyone's happiness, like they're responsible for it, and that can be too much for them from time to time.
capricorn: they can be furious. sometimes, when it all gets too much, they yell and kick things and start treating the people around them badly just for standing where they stand, just for being there. they like to know more than they should. they rarely speak about how they feel. they tend to hide their true feelings from everyone around them and when they finally talk about things that bother them no one knows how to comfort them. they don't say what they want but expect others to feel what they want and when no one understands them they get angry.
aquarius: there can be a lot of secrets behind the pretty face of an aquarius. the best kept can be their sadness. although they are bright personalities who love to laugh and make jokes, aquarius often have experienced things that still bother them even after a long time. they won't always speak about it, they may try to cover it, but some day they will tell everyone what bothers them. it's actually hard for them to let go of their past.
pisces: they can be the most revengeful people. sometimes they know nothing, neither friends nor family. if they want to make someone pay for something they will do so, they will get their revenge. although they love a lot and love intensely, they also know hate. they try to avoid this feeling but they know it too well. actually pisces are haunted by a lot of things, mostly their own mistakes. they sometimes can't find peace. they fight for justice but sometimes they go too far. too far with many things. they tend to be self-destructive.
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