How it started: Making a funny joke about a sexy retail AU bc the conversation got wildly off-topic in the wrong discord channel
How it’s going:
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You stare for longer than you’d like. It’s not as if you can’t make up your mind — far from it. The sun-themed animatronic shopkeeper had already convinced you on a… specific toy. But you just. Wanted an excuse to be in the shop just a *little* longer.
So you stand in the middle of one of the many aisles, barely aware of the neon lights humming overhead and the theme music dancing in the air. Hell, this place still barely feels like a sex shop with its atmosphere. Maybe like an old arcade? Or one of those big chuck-e-cheese knockoffs when you were a kid?
Either way, you’re too deep in your thoughts to hear the gentle jingle of footsteps, completely lost to the world until a large hand falls onto your shoulder.
“You are looking rather hard at ssssomething, aren’t you?” A soft, raspy purr fills the air next to your ear and it causes you to jump. Spinning around, you find the friendly (if a little mischievous) smile and ruby eyes of Moondrop looking at you. Ah, yes, the other shopkeep.
“I-I’m just.. browsing. Still. Just looking.”
“Of course,” he says, and you’re not sure how he can make two words go straight to your lower belly. “Well, if you need any *help*, just let me or Sunny know. I know he already gave you a few… suggestions the other day.”