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All things Marvel and DC, especially ships. The Russos ain't it chief. Phase 4 is wack. Some of my ships: Stony, ScarletVision, Clea x Stephen Strange, Starmora, Superbat, Supercorp, Jarley, etc.
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If you manage to take down one, the other is never far behind...

Ooh I love this. Always have been obsessed with the idea that if you take Wolvie, Wade WILL find your ass. Period. No, he cant smell like Logan so it might take him a few days but he WILL find you and when he does? Prayer won't help you.

He tracked down Francis, one of the most secret people, with nothing but his pure knowledge and by intimadating goons.

Sure, Logan will sniff you out, bite and growl, and scratch even. But he'll be done there.

Wade on the other hand... will individually rip every single one of your teeth and finger nails out one by one, proceed to feed you to wild starving boars, record the entire thing, post it on some fucked up site online, trash that computer, use the profit to take said pigs to the butchers, make you into the most delicious bacon youve ever had, and feed the rest of it to your family.

Why? Well, because heres the thing.. Logan has more morals than Wade. And Wade has FUN doing it. He enjoys it making sure that your soul will NEVER know peace.

And feeding his tiny dog your bodies bacon? Letting his husband absolutely go nuts on the pork ribs? Feeding his coke head mother the pork chops? Is a power move.

My man is NOT under direct cannibalism but he finds it less messy this way.

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Venom 3 spoiler warning but like

"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!

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