"Are you sure this is safe?" "Of course. The Empire would never do anything to endanger the lives of their troopers.."
"Here with a LIVE update on The Alpacalypse, from the Millennium Falcon, is our Wookiee correspondent - Chewbacca. Over to you Chewie!"
Aaaaaaargh ghhhhhrn gaaaaaar. Mu hu mwa gaa. Uoo waa gaa moo. Wuyagah na Kourasaa Yurinal. Mu ah waa gaa a yukshin oid. My agah ya mawah. Mu na ya. Yu guwah mah oowhama?
TRANSLATION: "Thank you Leia. Things have really gotten out of control here! The AOUS, or Alpaca Of Unusual Size as I like to call it, has taken a liking to the Falcon and set up a rather large perimeter around the ship by spitting at anyone who approaches. I've already eaten a few of these things, but I am stuffed and don't think I can take another bite. Looks like we're gonna have to shear this one before we can come home. Reporting LIVE from the Tumalo Space Port, this has been Chewbacca. Back to you Leia!"
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Only one day left of #alpacatour2015. Can't wait to be back home in a few days! 😃
"I've got a bad feeling about this.."
"I'm pretty sure the creature had gone this way..."
Leave no survivors!!
"My friend here doesn't like you"