This is the best interview I have ever read. They’re all so wonderfully weird. (Source)

#“i can’t go out and get more. i’ve got to eat this soapy ham” is the most About Me sentence#i have ever read ( @ofgeography)

!!!!!!

I laughed a lot

  #bbbrilliant !

I really hope that somewhere on a Star Destroyer, there’s a sign saying “It has been [zero] days since Kylo Ren has destroyed a control panel in a fit of frustration”

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

We’ll name people in your field and ask you whether or not you’ll win the fight against them: Harry Styles in a fight. (x)

Universal to Release Illumination’s Sing in December 2016

Universal announces Illumination’s Sing for December 2016

Universal Pictures announced today that the Untitled Illumination Entertainment 2016 Project 2 has been titled Sing and will be released on its previously-announced date, Friday, December 21, 2016.

Illumination has captivated audiences all over the world with the beloved hits Despicable Me, Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, Despicable Me 2 and Minions, now the second-highest-grossing animated movie in history. Following the release of The Secret Life of Pets in summer 2016, Illumination presents Sing at the holidays. Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Seth MacFarlane, Scarlett Johansson, John C. Reilly, Taron Egerton and Tori Kelly star in a musical comedy about finding the shining star that lives inside all of us.

Set in a world like ours but entirely inhabited by animals, Sing stars Buster Moon (Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey), a dapper Koala who presides over a once-grand theater that has fallen on hard times. Buster is an eternal optimist—okay, maybe a bit of a scoundrel—who loves his theater above all and will do anything to preserve it. Now facing the crumbling of his life’s ambition, he has one final chance to restore his fading jewel to its former glory by producing the world’s greatest singing competition.

Five lead contestants emerge: A mouse (Seth MacFarlane) who croons as smoothly as he cons, a timid teenage elephant (Tori Kelly) with an enormous case of stage fright, an overtaxed mother (Academy Award® winner Reese Witherspoon) run ragged tending a litter of 25 piglets, a young gangster gorilla (Taron Egerton) looking to break free of his family’s felonies, and a punk-rock porcupine (Scarlett Johansson) struggling to shed her arrogant boyfriend and go solo. Each animal arrives under Buster’s marquee believing that this is their shot to change the course of their life.

Featuring more than 85 hit songs, Sing is written and directed by Garth Jennings (Son of Rambow, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) and produced by Chris Meledandri and Janet Healy.

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you can imagine that hand to be anyone’s you want

One of my neighbours slipped this under my door while I was practising, I thought they were going to make a noise complaint but they just had a request. I played it with my windows open and I heard really loud clapping come from a balcony a few stories up which was super lovely. I’m in such a lovely mood now it’s so nice to be appreciated.

one - lovely incident is lovely

two - there’s a story waiting to be created from this

imagine your OTP

Did he misspell ‘tonight’ and it auto corrected to ‘tommo’???

When Colin & Taron meet Harry & Eggsy.

Two gentelmen say hello to each other. ( ✿  ˇωˇ) (ˇωˇ ✿  ) 

Two puppies start to fight. ( ◔皿◔)~~(⊙皿⊙ )