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valencing

suggested roles for harry styles in upcoming wwii drama "dunkirk”

1. village ne’er-do-well who redeems himself by enlisting

2. winston churchill’s secretary who relieves dramatic tension by dropping a tea tray

3. fresh-faced recruit who has a tearful good-bye scene with childhood sweetheart left behind

4. alternatively, the childhood sweetheart left behind; is poignantly impregnated on their last night together

5. a saucy barmaid at the soldiers’ favourite pub

6. charming french peasant boy; in a sweet, flirtatious interlude kenneth branagh teaches him english

7. winston churchill’s speechwriter, mick greenberg

8. that one soldier who pretends to have trouble loading his ammunition and/or buttoning his uniform so that tom hardy will “show him how it’s done”

9. that one soldier who dies in tom hardy’s arms after breaking his heart with the mysterious last words “tell niall i loved him”

10. tom hardy’s faithful labrador retriever

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waspabi

the year is 1976, and we are all adjusting the dial on our wood-panelled televisions 2 observe the fashion stylings of eccentric soft rock personality harry styles; in shag-carpeted bedrooms around the world we all gasp!! he is wearing a flared pant!! floral suit!! we know what we will all b wearing in 1977!!

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