I just had a scrumptious idea which I am now working on. It’s a poly lost trio fic based on after midnight by Chappell roan

TW: Cannablism

I have issues, now every time I try to write Leo Valdez I have to actively tell my brain not to write Leo Valgrace

I need lost trio content pumped into my veins

Pjo characters as quotes on my quote list pt. 1

Annabeth: I was gifted biscuits 

Frank: Biscuits!?

Annabeth: *takes out bag full of butter milk biscuits* 

Frank (sadly): oh. I thought you meant the British cookies…

Leo: I was drafted into Santa’s workshop

Percy to Nico: Stop having an emo seizure 

Hazel: Just don’t commit too much arson okay Leo?

*Piper and Annabeth are playing chess*

Piper: I eat the king

Annabeth: you can’t eat the king

 Piper: this game was obviously made by a man

Zeus: There’s just a baby in my knee cap

Apollo to Octavian: You are a homophobic homo 

Leo: *looking in the mirror

Leo: Eww it’s me

Nico:I know where you live…

Will: that’s not how you start a conversation 

Reyna: If you rizz me up I will punch you in the face

Leo to Jason: the Five nights at Freddy’s movie may not have been a 10 out of 10 but you are 

Piper: Nico is actually a homophobic Russian spy who is a 40 year old learning what young gay people say to learn how to brainwash them 

Hazel: Be careful with the drugs they can turn you homosexual

Rachel: It’s not lying it’s fanfiction

Kronos: Sell your soul to me for life insurance

Nico to Hades: Father why haven’t you let me out of the basement?

Reyna: Raise your hand if your willing to go to go to conversation camp 

Lavinia: *raises her hand* I’m already Jewish 

Reyna: …

Jason to Reyna about Octavian: He looks like he came out of a McDonald happy meal 

Thalia: Nothing is illegal if the police don’t catch me

Artemis: I like everyone here, except men

Grover: I get high of off air 

Annabeth: Mozzarella isn’t Mexican

Leo: it is if u put it in a tortilla bitch

guys Leo totally wrote this, right?

my favorite part from the Jercy crack fic I wrote at 1am

Do y’all ever just write goofy ahh crack fic that kinda turns into a real fic at 1am in the morning on a kindle?