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Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.

This is magical.

I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.

My guess: The security guard asked what the deal was, was shown that the cartons were empty (I can’t imagine letting actual eggs in but empty cartons? No problem), had the picture idea explained to them, and then gave the bag back to the guests and told them to have a good time.

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Getting on the ferry to the Magic Kingdom

Ferry Captain: Are you all excited to go to the Magic Kingdom?
Crowd: *no response*
Ferry Captain: I guess none of you are excited.
Fine, we'll go somewhere else.
Man in Crowd: *raises arms and cheers for Magic Kingdom*
Ferry Captain: Nope. Too late. We're going somewhere else.
We'll go to Universal Studios.
No fun to be had there.
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